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    A Small Man With A Magical Penis LuigiTheLight's Avatar
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    Default Let's All Get Luigi A Present

    My birthday is on April 7th. I turn twenty!!! I can't believe nobody's murdered me...yet. What are you all getting me?
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    penis enlarger
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Got ya their.

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    I COULD use one of those...
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    Undying friendship

    and maybe some combos and powerade

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    Yeah and some rotten flesh nuggets!
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    Luigi sounds like the kind of guy who can take spicy stuff; I'm gonna give him some salsa

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuigiTheLight View Post
    Yeah and some rotten flesh nuggets!
    Ugh........

    Chocolate pretzels instead

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    ...just saying... April seventh.
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    Yeah, about an hour and 5 minutes

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    Happy birthday Luigi! May you become empowered with your new age.

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    and penis enlarger
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    LoL. Thank you.
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    Yahoooo!!

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