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    Default Don't read this thread. It's contaminated with a bacterial virus!

    Dammit, why did you read it? Now you only have a day or two to live!

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    ahhhhh

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    Why did you do it!? Don't you realise what you've done?

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    I'M GONNA DIE ON GOOD FRIDAY!

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    *Distributes vaccine*

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    That threat was averted quickly.

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    I have a few bacterial viruses... more commonly known as STDs
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    Too late, my bacterial virus, A.K.A conjunctivitis, seized my right eye ball from Sunday to last night, and I missed two days of school because of it. No this did not come from motor boating a hooker's ass, this time I was elbowed in the eye by a kid who recently suffered from it.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Too late, my bacterial virus, A.K.A conjunctivitis, seized my right eye ball from Sunday to last night, and I missed two days of school because of it. No this did not come from motor boating a hooker's ass, this time I was elbowed in the eye by a kid who recently suffered from it.
    Yeah... I've been meaning to apologize about that. My bad.
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    And I'm sure you don't regret the proper exchange for your faulty actions, when in return I gave you the black eye.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA

    Yeah, definatly not buying that

    I have a feeling it came from to many guys cumming in your eye

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    Hey, for a man who's never going to stop associating me with homosexuality, I don't blame you for assuming that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Well, it fits.

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    Mario. I think my shoe MIGHT be untied... right near Yojimbo...
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    Well, there's nothing I can do to dim the faggot spotlight shining down on me, so I can't complain.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    I'm glad you're man enough to take it.
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    I'm glad you're man enough to take it.
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    And this is when Mario jumps in with " Up the ass", while Tim, PMS, and eve/anyone else who doesn't enjoy my presence, maybe Qoorl or GS, all laugh and point.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Yeah, I'm waiting for it. Where the fuck are you guys
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    *Taps foot*
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    It's the shitty fucking internet!!

    It won't stay connected for more than 2 fucking seconds

    Haven't you had this happening?

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    no

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    Nope, 89% connect with a 97% strength. I found pokemon smileys for AIM btw!!! The original 151.
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    Thread needs more zombies.


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    No, I mean Justin, since we're on the same network

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