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    Question I think I've lost my mind...

    I know this sounds insane, but I swear I just saw a creature. I just looked out my window and I swear I saw a weird creature. It looked like a REALLY tall warthog without those weird teeth, a shorter face and a mohawk. It ran incredibly fast and was about the size or a German Shepard. I'm in Eastern America and can't find any native animals that even remotely match that description. Anyone know of any animals that look like that
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    MY DICK

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    That guy with the Machine gun from the Ninja Turtles?

    Or white man

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    No guys, I'm being like, dead serious.
    You know what's incredibly pitiful? Submission. Don't sell your integrity, you get no commission.

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    Well, where did you see it? I've not seen or heard anything

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    my dick is very tall, the size of a german shepard, and moves incredibly fast

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    IT WAS A POKEMON. USE HYPNOSIS. FUCK, TAP "A" FASTER!
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    I didn't know you even had a mind.
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Workin' hard on making new friends, are we, Shadow?
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    Wow Shadow, tryin to start something, are we?
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    No, he just left himself open, and I really couldn't let that opportunity pass by.
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Nido, I did the "are we" thing. You stole it.

    Shadow, that one could have been done much better. It's like you don't even try anymore.
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    Sorry Ninja, didn't read your post that carefully, or I wouldn't have said that :p
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    alright lads you've got two options:

    - take it to the spam forum
    - turn this conversation back towards the subject of my dick

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    Your post contradicts itself. Also, Hicky and Eve are not your personal army.
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    ?

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    How do expect to give me an ultimatum like that without any power to back it up? That leads to the assumption that you thought Hicky or another mod would instantly obey your beck and call. It wasn't a huge leap of logic, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninja View Post
    Shadow, that one could have been done much better. It's like you don't even try anymore.
    That's because I don't really care. I don't do funny, I have more important things to deal with.
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    No, he just left himself open, and I really couldn't let that opportunity pass by.


    *A few minutes pass by*

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow
    That's because I don't really care. I don't do funny, I have more important things to deal with.


    ...
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    W/e. Anyway, tim, if that's your penis, how on earth are you able to use it? Or does it have a penis of it's own?
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    He uses it and a ladder as legs. It also substitutes a beanbag chair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninja View Post
    How do expect to give me an ultimatum like that without any power to back it up? That leads to the assumption that you thought Hicky or another mod would instantly obey your beck and call. It wasn't a huge leap of logic, really.
    well first of all it was a jocular post. second of all the entire REASON eve was made a mod is so i could still use mod powers when i need them even though i didnt want an admin/mod account anymore.

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    Gah there is a TRIO of Simps... anyways, it SOUNDS like a razorback, but those are primarily in Arkansas, and the surrounding states...
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    Tim, ban those faggots, get it over with

    And I don't know

    When Philip said he heard scatching on the house, I thought of this thread and got a little paranoid

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    THE DICK MAKES SCRATCHES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok fo real I got a little fucked out when I saw tons of black shadows in my room at night.

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