I'm not exactly sure how many PD members even check the newbie thread for newcomers, but I guess I ought to give it a whirl anyway. You can either call me Triton, the user name I picked, or Steven, who everyone off the internet calls me. Make the choice. But, if there's anything else I can share with you before tying a noose around my neck for the boredom of having to type this up, on account of how ridiculously boring my snore-fest worthy life amounts to, it can be explained in as little as three words. Who really cares?
So, to spare us both the horrid tragedy of reading sentence after sentence of me rambling on about nothing of any pertinence to anyone's lives, I'll finish this intro thread off by saying hello, and if there's anything fun to learn about me, maybe you'll find out later on, because as far as I know, I'm not going anywhere. No literally, I tied myself to my chair so that I wouldn't try to escape the misery of typing a thread that revolves around me.