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    Chainaxes! Jesus Christ does Edward Cullen need one of those to the face. I don't care if he's immortal, having your face torn up into little tiny pieces by a madman in crimson armour laughing with the sheer joy of reducing your skull into red mist redefines immortality as never ending pain for the sparkly vampire knockoff who wouldn't dare cross standard vampires because they'd tear him into almost as many pieces for making them look pathetic.

    How about a Sunburst? Would the concentrated ball of light and fire turn him into a sparkly cloud of ash? Would each piece shine like a brilliant diamond, creating a fog that could blind anybody within five hundred miles? To be honest, I don't care either way. Short of brutal mutilation at the hands of a Berserker of Khorne and his trusty chainaxe there is no better way to deal with this creature. After all, it is the ultimate weapon against the forces of darkness - who would probably steer clear of possessing the bastard out of fear that he would make even Inglets look formidable.

    Chainsaws. Shotguns. Lava. Acid. Phazon. Boiling water. Boiling lead. Boiling tar. Boiling oil. Plasma. Shurikens and lightning. Pure liquid malevolence. Stake guns. Harpoon guns. Electrotools. Monkey guns. Sluggas. Choppas. 'Urty syringes. Power axes. Servo arms. Power klaws. Lances. Brightlances. Shuriken cannons. Incendiary grenades. Frags. Krak grenades. Meltabombs. Demolition charges. The Omega Beam. AK-47s. Angle grinders. Wrenches. Spanners. Screwdrivers. Strimmers. Swords. Maces. Axes. Nunchuks. Pikes. Halberds. Spears. Bows. Crossbows. English longbows. Railguns. Flamethrowers. Flaming arrows. Sniper rifles. Spike pits. Deadfall traps. Elaborate deathtraps. Freeze rays. Heat rays. Lasers. Volcanoes. Thermite. Liquid nitrogen. Liquid helium. Petrol. Hammers. Hacksaws. Tanks. Cars. Vans. Trucks. Road trains. Trains. Bikes. Quad bikes. Hot rods. Stock cars. Formula One cars. Go-karts. Artillery. The spiky death-cock of the Adversary. Cerberus. Hades. Zeus. The Wrath of God. Hera. Poseidon. Captain America. Iron Man. Batman. Spider-Man. Doctor Strange. Venom. Carnage. Toxin. Black Cat. Black Panther. Deadpool. The Rhino. Luke Cage. The Green Goblin. Wolverine. Cyclops. Jean Grey. Blade. Spider-Woman.

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    Plasma autorifles. Tactical 12-gauge. Murder Beam. The Hulk. The Juggernaut. Metal Slug. Alien. Predator. Carnifexes. Lictors. Raveners. Gretchin mobs. Chaos Raptors. Defilers. Black Dragons. Annihilator Beam. Plasma Beam. Super Missiles. Nuclear missiles. The Killer Bunny. The Holy Handgrenade. Sir Lancelot. Doctor Who. Doc Brown. Chuck Norris. Mr T. Grues. Bears. Dolphins. Sharks. Killer whales. Wales. Scotland. Irn Bru. Concentrated suphuric acid. White fuming nitric acid. Arsenic. Cyanide. Aqua Regia. Hydrofluoric acid. Magic acid. Sheer bloody brilliance. Batman villains.

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    All because of the FUCKING SPARKLIES!!!

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    Well this explains alot.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    I was gonna start listing all kinds of Space Marine assaulty weapons, and then I re-read those two paragraphs. You think of fucking everything. But when it comes to vampires, the Codex Astartes is very specific.

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    Also, you forgot these:

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    There's a lot still missing from that list.

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    Chewbacca. Xion's rage. Cloverfield. Godzilla. King Ghidorah. Genghis Khan.

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    Nice ones!

    Except for cloverfield, blah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario The Black Knight View Post
    Nice ones!

    Except for cloverfield, blah
    Eh.

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    The Chainzooka seems a good addition to a "The Deaths of Edward Cullen" gallery.

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    Sadly, the physics involved in it won't be possible until the implementation of nuclear propulsion on a small scale... Oh well. Somethin' else on the To-do list.
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    Or you can just rip him apart and burn the pieces. That would be the easiest.
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    Well yes, but there are a lot of options for ripping apart.

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    Have you ever seen that staff with the two chainsaws on it, one on either side?

    The main boss guy in Gears of War 2 has one, except he doesn't do that much, but apparently it's in Dead Rising 2 as well.

    Yeah. When you started talking about weapons, I thought of that.
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    Very nice choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninja View Post
    Also, you forgot these:

    This is so obviously photoshopped. In other news, I didn't read everything you posted, but I can think of a few things, including but not limited to, chainguns, morningstars, and plasma swords. And now for a word from a sponsor.

    AK-47. When you've absolutely got to kill every mother fucker in the room, this is yo gun.
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    Yeah that dude doesn't really wear glasses, they're just photoshopped in to make him look smart.
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    theres also the swiss army knife and the hood ornament that are obvious giveaways.
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    -_- I was being sarcastic.
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    Shadow. I need to know right now. Where did you get your avatar pic from. And do you have an Xbox?
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    Found my avvy while searching wolves on photobucket, and yes I have an xbox, but I lack xbox live.
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    Wolf, huh? Looks more like a DoG to me...
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    SEPFs?

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