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    F.E.A.R. would be a hilarious way of killing him.

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    I would like to place all of the vampires into a super nova and see who survives those who do will be droped into a black hole

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    Anal gang rape?

    I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen's pretty-boyishness wouldn't survive it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    F.E.A.R. would be a hilarious way of killing him.
    Yeah that would

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    actually most vampires and other such creature would be easily killed buy just being put into the vacuum of space

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    KILL IT WITH FIRE (I'm sure firey weapons are in The Editor's list, but frankly, I don't give a shit.)
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    *ginger rages like no one else*

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    Quote Originally Posted by lac459 View Post
    KILL IT WITH FIRE (I'm sure firey weapons are in The Editor's list, but frankly, I don't give a shit.)
    you have to admit a flamethrower whould be the most realistic way to kill them

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    I vote for having Eric eviscerate him, then stake him as only ERIC can. With wood and/or silver. CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KILL VAMPIRES BITCHES. (oh, they also burn really well. Don't you amateurs know anything about vampire slaying? damn.)

    Cause he's a really REAL vampy vampire. WITH KILLING AND DEATH AND DRAINING WEAK HUMANS. LIKE YOU! MUAHAHAHA! And pansy sparklie vegan vamps. Especially those.



    You know what that is on his chin? It's blood! Because he fucking kills people. WITH HIS TEETH AND BARE HANDS.





    You know why his fangs are out? Because he KILLS PEOPLE. WITH FANGS. SANGUINELY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    you have to admit a flamethrower whould be the most realistic way to kill them
    Sub machine gun w/ silver ammunition. (chop them to bits with silver fire power)

    Crossbow w/wooden tipped arrow to the heart.

    Sniper riffle w/ silver ammo (single bullet to the heart and one to the brain.)

    Fire.

    Decapitation/removing the heart. To be really sure burn the heart and the brain separate and sprinkle the ashes in separate moving bodies of water. NO vamp can reassemble after that.

    ^^^ best ways to kill vamps^^^

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    why do all that when the military can just loan you a flamethower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    why do all that when the military can just loan you a flamethower
    With a flamethrower you would have to be within a very close range.

    With a gun you are very far away.

    If you want to get that close, crack out the holy water and a stake baby. Go all hardcore on their asses. It isn't like the vegan vamps will fight back, they are pussies.

    Just sneak into their nest and stake them.

    Wear silver and holy items, if you are religious. Nothing sadder than watching an atheist wave a holy item at a vamp. Heh heh heh.

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    You do realize flamethowers after world war 2 can shot farther than a football field

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    Heavy flamer in Dawn of War is easily out-ranged by pretty much everything. Waste of time unless you go in close, and then you might as well charge and be done with it.

    Blade vs. Eric: Who would win?

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    Probably Eric because he can fly and has super vamp speed and senses. Plus he can move in a blur. Because he's awesomesauce.

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    Hmm... I don't know anything about Eric, and I'm a big fan of Blade, so I'm gonna have to go with him for the hacky slashy victory

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    Maybe you should watch some True Blood online to get to know Eric.

    He doesn't really shine until season 2, but he is made of awesome.

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    Maybe you should watch some True Blood online to get to know Eric.

    He doesn't really shine until season 2, but he is made of awesome.

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    Alright. I'll try and remember to after I finish watching Pokemon

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    I want to know who voted for this:
    http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,2015...307_22,00.html

    I don't know who #2 is and #1 is a twat boy wannabe.

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    Have you never seen Supernatural?

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    That's right.

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    *shrugs* You're probably not missing much, actually.

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    I rather doubt I am. It's a bit late in the series to join the following anyway.

    Jump on the True Blood bandwagon now, before the seasons get OUT OF CONTROL!

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    I think I've seen it advertised somewhere...

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