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    What the fuck with this movie. I mean, what the fuck. It's about this farmer who is absolutely obsessed with rockets and wants to become an astronaut, so he builds one in his barn. SOMEHOW, he manages to build a top-of-the-line rocket ALL BY HIMSELF and got these materials from a ROCKET JUNKYARD and the feds didn't catch on until he bought some high-grade oil that was supposed to be illegal.

    The movie was a bore. It was totally unrealistic and the entire time I was waiting for the rocket to blow up and the guy (Billy Bob Thornton) to die. The most exciting part of the movie was when they first launched the rocket and it fell over and went sideways and he crashed and nearly died. Other than that it was a bunch of "oh daddy we know you can be our rocket man follow your dreams aghweuiaghdgjhkoagjekaghj" I WANTED EXPLOSIONS. WHY?!

    I hate inspirational movies. No one ever dies and nothing exciting ever happens. It's a bunch of "follow your dreams" crap and in the end I always walk away feeling like I completely wasted three hours of my life. I wanted to see the Zodiac instead but my parents insisted I see Astronaut Farmer. Last time I go to the movie theatres with them!

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    I think it's because you have no dreams to follow :nigga:

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    You're better off using those three hours to watch the whole series of FLCL. That's one of the pros to having only 6 episodes.

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    I would except I don't have FLCL anime. I have the manga but the manga makes no sense.

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    I'm pretty sure you can find them all on Youtube.

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    probably could but I'm too lazy to find them. My cat is insisting on being pet right now so I'll do it later, if ever.

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    yea that movie looked like it sucked some major ass!!! I actually like when i see a movie thats like "follow ur dreams" but only when its realistic... I would'nt have waisted my time...

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    me and dogar saw zodiac tonight

    its probably beyond you

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    Zodiac isn't above ME. Zodiac is my closest ally in the fight for justice!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    that hurts tim, that hurts real bad

    Actually, serial killers are one of my favorite interests. When I first met Casey, I knew WAY more about serial killers than she did. I educated her in a sense by lending her books

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    dammit
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Will the student ever surpass the teacher?

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    well that can be argued by several points, DSX. The main difference in our mutual fascination of serial killers is quite simple - I am fascinated by the psychological part and WHY they do it, and she just likes the gore. I have the more refined taste as you can see

    so in terms of learning the psychology of serial killers, she will never surpass me. she will always be below.

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    Never cease to amaze Walrus. While on the subject, Id like to note that going behind the mind is sometimes the best part of the serial killer.

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    Indeed it is. Speaking of which, I lent out a book on serial killers a few weeks ago and I haven't gotten it back since. I really hate how people don't return my stuff after a good period of time.

    The worst is when someone asks you to borrow something of yours, and so you let them, and then a few weeks go by and eventually you back up to them and say, "hey, where's the thing I lent you?" and then the person says, "oh, I lent it to so-and-so." Uhh, no. You don't lend out MY things without asking me first.

    Also, when people mistreat my things, that drives me up the wall too. I lent out a dvd once and the person got a huge water stain on it and then blamed another person for it. liarrrrsssssss

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    Gore is a very dignified subject my dear. It is an art you know. Dante's Inferno for example
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    do you know where that book went

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    It wasn't that great. I'll make a thread about it soon.
    the more i thought about it today the more i realize it was really pretty good

    when you make a thread ill post my review too

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    i really hope it's good because i want to see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    do you know where that book went


    Dessa had it last, and i have no idea where it is now
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    does any 1 now when pokemon diamond/pearl is coming to the stores in arizona??

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    no i dun srry

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    july 26th

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    it's coming out in april

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    shut up

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