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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    How the hell do you right a resume?

    i never had to for my last two jobs

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    *write

    LEARN2SPEL LOL.

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Check out Mewtwo's resume: http://weicool.net/about/wei_yeh_resume.pdf

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    Hicky, do you have a crush on Mewtwo?

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Yes.

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    I think his life should be researched more, and I felt the need to humour his resumé in this thread.

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    why would youneed to write a resume
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Yeah, really

    If you charged more than a nickel for your current job, maybe you would make a profit

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    Because Subway wants me to do a resume instead of a application or some shit.

    But if I end up getting a job at Dierberghs bagging then all i gotta do is apply online

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    SUBWAY requires you to send in a resume? HA! Resumes are generally reserved for long term employment, usually in some sort of administrative or executive position, occasionally management (MAYBE that's what you're goin for?) That's really strange. Resumes aren't difficult. It's basically a glorified, universal application. Just list your education, job experience, and add in some BS goal oriented things... there are PLENTY of example resumes available all over the internet... jsut look at them, Boom, Hicky posted his muse's resume. Make sure your cover letter is catchy and makes sense, but not TOO zany flashy or it'll just get looked over. You want them to notice it, but not in shock or horror. It may be the most important part. CHECK your spelling and grammar also. It matters.


    Just to beat Mario to it (I don't think you're a whore, but just saving everyone some trouble): Make sure you put a list of your more reputable Johns.
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    Haha thanks?

    And yeah, I have no clue. I'm probably not even going to work there anyways. I might end up being a bagger.

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    Subway gave me an application. Weird.

    It had a bunch of stupid math on the back. A customer buys 14.36 worth of food and hands you a twenty dollar bill. What do you hand back in dollar bills, quarters, dimes, nickels and pennies?

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    Haha. To work at Petsmart you have to take an hour long test online to see if you have 'good morals'.

    I already volunteer there two days a week (I take care of the kitties), so working there would be meh.

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    yeah applications like that are fucking stupid and mean absolutely nothing. more proof that people in the management structure of companies are without exception morons.

    i just walked into the store i work at now the first day it opened and they were like 'you're hired'
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    My last job I just had to talk to them over the phone.

    but they fucking hoosiers.

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    New theatre is opening soon and I'm going to a job fair they have in 2 weeks.

    I really want to work there.

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    TA & Nanaki vs. God & Xion

    people who work at movie theatres vs. people who work at grocery stores
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Wow, what a miss-match

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    I used to work at a grocery store. Sucks, don't it?

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    its alright. its cool when you basically run the place and can do whatever you want.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Speaking of running the place, what ever happened to that manager position thing, I guess that isn't happening now?

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    I currently work as a lifeguard, which is really annoying and stupid
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    globs of wet snow raining on me

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    They send you out when large boats capsize as a liferaft?

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    My mom is trying to make me get a job, but I don't know what I should do...

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    You can be an intern, usually they pay okay and all you really do is help out. That's my for sure job for next summer.

    The local video store is having open interviews soon so I'm going.

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