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    Default TA brings you his list from MySpace.

    100: People with a full sentence as their MSN name. Terrible spelling mixed with the fact that only four or so words fit on the little box means that the meaning is not only lost, but the frequent changes of the sentences means that it's hard for the people who you actually like to talk to to recognize you.

    99: Quest for Fire by Iron Maiden: I just hate it.

    98: People who are actually addicted to WoW: If you've played the game you know what I'm talking about. The kinda people who ignore anyone under lvl 70, the people who have at least three twinked 70s on the server, the people who spend more time on the game than they spend sleeping, eating, and on the toilet combined.

    97: Arrogent dicks: I talk to people who have no fucking clue how stupid they are thanks to my glorious job. I get a kick out of subtly showing them, but it's an empty victory usually. We get people in there with TVs that have no composite jacks, the red, white, and yellow plugs like on a dvd player or a PS2. They started making these kinda tvs back in 1984, I know this because MY COMMODORE 64 HAS A FUCKING AV JACK!!! These people don't see the need for a new tv and complain that the RF modulator is $30. So then they buy some random crap that I know for a fact won't work, then they return it and blame the dude who told them NOT to buy it. I could go into the people who don't know what a modem is, people who think that the phone line connects into the hard drive, people who don't have a computer, and all their very justified reasons for their beliefs, but I think I've beat this horse enough.

    96: Cell phone ringtones: They cost $4 each and they only last a month, God bless Capitolism.

    95: Selling Sprint cell phones: The bad sides, people always want fancy packages that require you to jump through endless hoops, it takes 2-3 hours out of your life for maybe $10, and you just gotta love the customers when they get impatient. The good sides? It beats pointing people to the ink cartridges over and over.

    94: Cell phone customers: Radioshack has recently dropped Verizon cell phones. For the spoiled assholes who get slightly inconvienced by this, it's like we told them we don't serve niggers (most people who cause this much shit are black people on welfare, I shall mention them much, much higher on the list) and they throw a fit. They act as if we grunts are the reason they have to drive a whole 10 more minutes to get their phones and thus we have to politely tell them to go pound sand up their asses.

    93: McDonalds: They just inspire loathing.

    92. Best Buy: We're drawn in by their promises of low prices, but are lied to, cattle-chuted in, and forced to buy overpriced computer equipment.

    91. High gas milage cars. Just cause it gets 100mpg does not mean that it's 0-60 time of 12 seconds is something you can overlook.

    90. The Gameboy Micro: Oh we love the gameboy, the gameboy pocket was okay, the gameboy color was god on earth, the gameboy advace was...meh, the gameboy SP was awesome, but this thing is unneeded, especially with the DS out. I hate it and it's overly ambituous nature.

    89. Walmart: Also known as the Fortress of Capitolism, it's name is decieving. It's really a communist plot. Yes, Walmart is communist. Low prices for all? What next, free hammers and sickles? It's going down the same road as Circuit City.

    88: Circuit City: Communist HQ. Low prises and prompt sevice for all is not the American way those pinko bastards.

    87: Google. They're watching you right now, they're bigger than microsoft, they're more classy than apple, and they've got more porn than xnxx. Soon we'll be running Google OS and all sorts of glorious things like that. They also bug your computer with their desktop search.

    86: Valentines Day. Oh everyone loves to get together with the ones they love, but who was the shithead who thought to devote an entire holiday to the idea of being with you're lover and not include the single people too?

    85. Emos: People bitch about them, they bitch about people. They dress weird, but so does every other highschooler. They complain about every damn little thing, and people complain that they complain about every damn little thing. I think if we were to ignore them they'd blend right back in with the swirling masses, which is what they basicly say they're doing anyway.

    84. People who type in all caps: CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!

    83. People who type in all caps and don't even write the king's english: It's bad enough to abuse the caps key, it's worse to use numbers and symbols in place of letters. Nothing is more degrading than "OMFG liek Im sooooo pwning'd dis n00b on WoW lmao he jus ttryd to get awa ybut I gank'd hs ass!!!11"

    82. Working 9 hours on Saturday: My job is boring, exhausting, repetitive, and sometimes my coworkers can be unsavory. That's true of just about any retail job...which is why I loate retail. Being forced to endure 9 hours of this just isn't worth it.

    81. CRACKA CRAZY!!!: It's moved down on my list, but I still hate it.

    80. Noobs: OMG LIEK HOW DOS I PUT IN MA BANNARZZ!!??

    79. People who bitch about noobs. OMFG STFU U STUPID NOOB!!!

    78. RIIIIIPPPPPDDOOOO: Just had to be said. Could be the next Leroy Jenkins or Khan if we try.

    77. People who try to be black, but are not: You know who you are...*looks at himself*

    76. People who hate people who try to be black regardless of whether or not they succeed: You know who you are...*looks at his WoW guild*

    75. Bush: First he sends us off to war with no plan as to what we're gonna do other than run around killing people, then he invades our privacy with a myriad of new laws and precautions, now he just fucked us outta hundreds if not thousands of jobs from the whole port issue.
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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    Cause its all that youíve been taught to be

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    when this is complete, this is archieved. NO exceptions
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Archives? Or is it all gonna be in this thread?
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    Quite fascinating. I like it.

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    Duh this goes to archives.

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    and all posts other than the list need to be deleted too
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I knew that already
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Don't make me look like an idiot

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    TA make a full time comeback already you FREAK.

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    that reminds me, where has xion been? tim, you need to bitch him out more often

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    probably the proctologist's office

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    Simple Plan, my nemesis from days of old. Glad it's up there
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeenageAngst View Post

    71. Punk Posers: I don't know what they stand for, they don't know what they stand for, and thanks to a short attention span, they'll forget about it in a few months.
    People like that are miserable little creatures...


    Quote Originally Posted by TeenageAngst View Post
    67. Egalitarians who think that I'm descriminating against Mexicans: I'm not descriminating against Mexicans, I hate all hispanics equally.
    Can't help but laugh at this one.

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    49. Black People on Welfare: Please note that this is listed this far down on the list only because it is CA's birthday and I wanted a really good update for her, NOT BECAUSE THEY SUCK LESS THAN THE ONES POSTED AFTERWARDS!!!
    You stand there like any other day, wishing you could go home after long hours on the job. A 300lb black woman steps out of her $50,000 car, her hair in the latest wild black fasion. She walks into the store and sees one of her "girlfriends" and after a very long winded discussion about her kids various fathers she approaches you and asks about a cell phone. You try in vain to figure out which phone she wants, which plan would be best for her, and why she's constantly hollaring across the store to her friend. After 20 minutes of dealing with her you manage to get a phone and a plan out of her. After running her information through the computer you tell her she'll need to give you a $300 deposit. All hell breaks loose.
    Her temper flares as she demands you run the check again. You do it and the same result appears. She bombards you with insults and nasty looks as you try to tell her that there's nothing you can do. Finally, after 2 hours she leaves the store without a cellphone and you're left standing there, having wasted all that time for no commision. Four days later you're told that the woman had filed a complaint about you, and you are pulled aside by your boss.

    48. Guild Leaders: Living testiment that mentally deficiant people can rise to a position of power. People who know little more about the game than the next guy lead hundreds of followers on failure after failure.

    47. Druids: Jack of all trades, master of whatever the hell they want, these people have a tendancy to be pigeonholed into one thing, healing vast numbers of people with shoddy spells. And by pigeonholed I mean held at gunpoint. Considering how most druids utterly despise healing massive numbers of random people, it surprizes me they persist, but persist they do.

    46. Hunters: The only class you can outnumber and it will still kick your ass. 1-2v1 they rarely loose and Blizzard won't nerf the fuckers. Whats more they can grind in PvE faster than any other class as well.

    45. Rogues: From lvl 29 onwards these things will plague contested areas and battlegrounds alike, killing you before you have a chance to react. They're also the most popular class in the game.

    44. Warriors: They're walking shields or whirling blades of death, but the only thing worse than that is their attitude. They are ASSHOLES. They also get pampered in raids, recieving free gear and calling dibs on stuff. Do I get free gear? HELL NO I'm just the healer, I just keep the raid alive this guy gets his ass kicked so give HIM stuff.

    43. Paladins: They're so damn annoying in PvP, but moreso to play since they don't seem to have any real strong points.

    42. Shamen: Shamen take no effort to play. Simply target a character and hit 3 buttons, rinse, and repeat.

    41. Ganking Newbies: Oh wow, look at you Mr. Toughguy, you just killed someone half your level. Yup, you've played your character longer than he's played his and now you've killed his, pissing him off and ruining his quest. And it's not enough you've killed him you have to kill him 5 more times just for shits and giggles, wasting 15 minutes of both your time. What's this? He's not coming back to life? You know what that means, either you've ganked his rez timer into the next century or he's on his main coming to kick your ass.

    40. "LOL": The most overused form of internet slang out there. It's not even used in the correct context by most people. "I luv you lol", "My mom died lol", "I have crabs the size of baseballs lol", and the classic "-_-;;;;;;;; LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!111" are good examples of how people managed to fuck up 1337 speak. A language BASED ON SCREWING UP ENGLISH! I didn't think it was possible to screw that up but apparently so.

    39. Steve Irwin Dieing: I admit it was a terrible tragidy that happened with him, but not nearly as bad as:

    38. The Internet Steve Irwin Fad: Thousands of assholes from across the globe decided it'd be funny to post tasteless crap about Steve as many places as possible. It's like the LUE takeover only on a much wider scale.

    37. Babies: Drooling poop machines that do nothing but cry and monopolize any situation. Very good on toast though.

    33: Querky little Christmas gifts that cost less than $20. During this joyous season of giving some of us are caught up too much in it and stop thinking about just what we're giving to whom. Aftershave, $10 gift cards, stuff bought at Radioshack, a 14 year old tube of imitation Chapstick, all stuff that looks good at the time but really is nothing more than a hassle or junk.

    32: People who scorn others for being different. I don't mean a little different, I mean questionably legal different. Beyond the guy who doesn't change his pants for a month, how about the person who didn't change dresses for a year? Or that person that drove a modified Volkswagon across the ocean? Or people that travel on whirlwind tours across the world? I want to be those people! But there's always asses that say "Why would anyone do that it's totally stupid." and to them I say...well I don't say anything I just go find a kubotan and try for some legally ambigious stuff myself.

    31: Having your braces removed. The long, intensive process of having someone pull glued on pieces of metal off your teeth and then scraping them over and over is enough to make even the biggest men get the jibblys.

    30: The constant sexual theme of all social atmospheres. It's been said that any phrase can be misconstrued as sexual. While this makes a fun hobby it gets boring, awkward, and redundant when people do this kind of thing constantly. Words like dick, pussy, cock, and ass can no longer be used innocently, and more are being added to the questionably socially acceptable list all the time.

    29: Any statistic, percentage, or comparison not done in graph/list form. Graphs kick ass and who doesn't love lists. Every magazine knows if it's not in list form, it's not gonna attract people. Somehow though people can manage to force you to discern what's worse and what's bigger by yourself, thus making YOU write out the graph or the chart or the list for your own personal satisfaction, the bastards.

    28: Web comics that update less than once a week. This goes double for ones that have an interesting storyline, good art, and/or sex. I still read Sabrina Online but only because I feel the deep unquenchable urge to, if it was on pricipal I'd be flaming it up and down. I realize it takes time and effort to come up with a strip but damn, if it takes you over 7 days to do 3-4 frames something's wrong.

    27: People who hate something just to be on the bandwagon. Why do you hate emos? Do they bother you? Do they follow you around complaining about their social life all day? Do you even actually know any? If not, why complain about them, or do you just wanna sound cool? I've fallen into this trap a few times myself and had to get straightened out. "Do you hate emos?" "Yes" "Why?" "They're losers?" "Why?" "Cause they cut themselves." "And why do you think that is?" "Cause they're losers." "Don't you think there may be some emotional trauma that they're trying to deal with, maybe they're trying to get attention cause for quite a while they've been all but ignored by their peers?" "..." Note this also includes other common targets like Hunters, Warlocks, people who play WoW, people who don't play WoW, and fat kids.*
    *Mexicans are excluded from this list.

    26: Helio phones. God forbid we call it a phone cause it has a built in camera. Guess what? Mine has a built in MP3 player, SO DON'T YOU DARE CALL IT A FUCKING PHONE, BITCH!


    25: The utter lack of zeppelins in today's world. Wouldn't it be cool to have a giant flying cruise ship that never has to land, is refueled in the air, and gets passengers via helicopter? It would travel all across the world and for it's size be very environmentally friendly. But alas, there seem to be all too few wonderous zeppelins in today's world, the usual sight is simply the Goodyear blimp that looks like nothing more than a balloon with a billboard attached.
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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    Cause its all that youíve been taught to be

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    Helio phones piss me off so damned much
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    As a hunter, it's nice to see someone defend the bandwagon hating.

    Did your boss get pissed about the black woman?

    @ all the other stuff

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    if you don't mind me asking, what caused this deep-rooted hatred of hispanics? i find it rather amusing to be honest.

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    I laughed at the mexican one. lol

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    TA is a good man.

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    a glorious man
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    don't know much about him but I like what I see so far

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    TA needs a history channel special.

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    He's a meaner, less sucessful me and dogar before me and dogar came.

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    Seemseems like a male version of mex god.

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