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  1. 08-04-2009, 01:26 AM #1
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    Default Lets write Haikus about our penises.

    Me first.

    Like Mt.Fuji's force
    It slumbers until ready
    Eruption, the blast

    Rest in peace pap-pap.

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  2. 08-04-2009, 05:18 AM #2
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    like the mighty tree
    it sways not in the fierce winds
    standing, defiant
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  3. 08-09-2009, 02:05 AM #3
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    Down by the waters
    Standing in the strong current
    Undefiable
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  4. 08-09-2009, 02:16 AM #4
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    fuck a haiku I'm freestylin.

    Weak and limber
    until it remembers
    the sudden moistures
    of her tight cloistures (i just made that up)
    if she bite
    we gonna fight
    and i'mma tell that bitch
    night night
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  5. 08-09-2009, 01:06 PM #5
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    hell yeah goku.




    I don't have a penis. D:
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  6. 08-09-2009, 09:50 PM #6
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    Tu-pac respected haiku more than any form of poetry, you best be respecting both tu-pac and haiku you bitch goku.

    Rest in peace pap-pap.

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  7. 04-17-2011, 11:06 PM #7
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    its a shame this thread didnt pan out
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  8. 04-18-2011, 12:16 PM #8
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    This was pretty amazing.


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  9. 04-19-2011, 08:46 PM #9
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    Most divine of rods
    Brings ecstasy premortem
    And heaven falls short


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    fantastic
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  11. 04-19-2011, 09:23 PM #11
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    Circumcised but strong
    Probably a black man's length
    Yet white as a dove
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    From the dark thicket
    Standing tall, unceasingly
    Seeks its next victim
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  13. 04-20-2011, 02:30 AM #13
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    Once an average size
    The growing number of wogs
    Renders it micro
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    too big for you, you
    too large and true true, so true
    faint, and die. goodbye.
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    nido's was definitely the best
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    It is pretty amazing.


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  17. 04-20-2011, 06:28 PM #17
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    top 3 penis haikus:

    1. nido
    2. god
    3. pms
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  18. 04-21-2011, 02:03 PM #18
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    is it 5 7 5 or 7 5 7?
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  19. 04-21-2011, 05:50 PM #19
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    theres an easy way to find the answer khaos, and you dont even have to leave this thread
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  20. 04-21-2011, 07:41 PM #20
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    Upon seeing you here,
    has risen
    Like the sun beyond the mountains
    Like the great towers of civilisation
    Firm and erect it dwarfs man.

    /not a haiku, fuck everything

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."     Albert Einstein
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