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    *Fwing* PokeMasterSean13's Avatar
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    Default Lets write Haikus about our penises.

    Me first.

    Like Mt.Fuji's force
    It slumbers until ready
    Eruption, the blast

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    like the mighty tree
    it sways not in the fierce winds
    standing, defiant
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Down by the waters
    Standing in the strong current
    Undefiable

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    fuck a haiku I'm freestylin.

    Weak and limber
    until it remembers
    the sudden moistures
    of her tight cloistures (i just made that up)
    if she bite
    we gonna fight
    and i'mma tell that bitch
    night night

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    Butts and boobies, cheaters and whores, you're a slut and a fan of all this and more... ThunderzLegacy's Avatar
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    hell yeah goku.




    I don't have a penis. D:
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    Tu-pac respected haiku more than any form of poetry, you best be respecting both tu-pac and haiku you bitch goku.

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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    its a shame this thread didnt pan out

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    This was pretty amazing.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    Nidogod That Ho!!! Nidogod's Avatar
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    Most divine of rods
    Brings ecstasy premortem
    And heaven falls short


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    fantastic

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Circumcised but strong
    Probably a black man's length
    Yet white as a dove

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    From the dark thicket
    Standing tall, unceasingly
    Seeks its next victim

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    Once an average size
    The growing number of wogs
    Renders it micro

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    too big for you, you
    too large and true true, so true
    faint, and die. goodbye.

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    nido's was definitely the best

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    In reverie, I felt you holding me. Dogar The Brave's Avatar
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    It is pretty amazing.

    Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT

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    top 3 penis haikus:

    1. nido
    2. god
    3. pms

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    is it 5 7 5 or 7 5 7?
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    theres an easy way to find the answer khaos, and you dont even have to leave this thread

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    Upon seeing you here,
    has risen
    Like the sun beyond the mountains
    Like the great towers of civilisation
    Firm and erect it dwarfs man.

    /not a haiku, fuck everything

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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