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    Default Tell me your problems and I'll tell you how to solve em...

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    When x = 2 find the tangent line of -2/X.

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    My girl won't give me enough blow jobs.

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    Kirby... to solve your problem, contact your local mathemetician. Also I'm pretty sure you're missing data required for that to be a legitimate problem.

    Dogar? There's plenty of reasons for that... do you reciprocate? Women love that stuff. Also have you tried chocolate flavored oils down there? Women love that stuff. Do you have a car? Women love that stuff but more importantly, albeit deceitful and skeevy, you can pull the long drive. where you tell the girl she can rest her head in your lap...but You aren't wearing any pants!!!!

    And you can always just ask. Sometimes that works.
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    There's a crazy girl who copies everything I do, and broadcasts my opinions as her own. So, Qoorl, what are your methods of dealing with her?
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Hmm you have a variety of options, possibly the most fun is to do humiliating or degrading acts, you cpuld always be direct and just talk to her, sometimes that solves things, if you're in a romantic comedy however that will be the point where she proves to the audience that she's really a bad guy, if that's the case just stay true to yourself and any where between 20 and 10 minutes before your story ends she'll suffer a humiliating defeat. Or you could just ignore her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qoorl View Post
    Kirby... to solve your problem, contact your local mathemetician. Also I'm pretty sure you're missing data required for that to be a legitimate problem.

    Dogar? There's plenty of reasons for that... do you reciprocate? Women love that stuff. Also have you tried chocolate flavored oils down there? Women love that stuff. Do you have a car? Women love that stuff but more importantly, albeit deceitful and skeevy, you can pull the long drive. where you tell the girl she can rest her head in your lap...but You aren't wearing any pants!!!!

    And you can always just ask. Sometimes that works.
    Car blow jobs are the best.




    Trixie, you give head?

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    Quoorl, I need you to make Obama win the next election, now.

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    So my roommate has repressed sexual interest towards me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qoorl View Post
    Hmm you have a variety of options, possibly the most fun is to do humiliating or degrading acts, you cpuld always be direct and just talk to her, sometimes that solves things, if you're in a romantic comedy however that will be the point where she proves to the audience that she's really a bad guy, if that's the case just stay true to yourself and any where between 20 and 10 minutes before your story ends she'll suffer a humiliating defeat. Or you could just ignore her.
    Haha, ignoring is fine( like I'm ignoring Dogar now) but she is EXTREMELY annoying. I just heard she flunked the year though- so it won't be much of a problem to shake her off now.
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Kirby, I'm a good ol southern boy not an evil mastermind, go ask rayne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixie View Post
    Haha, ignoring is fine( like I'm ignoring Dogar now) but she is EXTREMELY annoying. I just heard she flunked the year though- so it won't be much of a problem to shake her off now.
    Hahahahahahahaha I fucking love you Trixie. You are the fucking shit yo. xD

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    But seriously...you give head?

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    Qoorl, how do I live?

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    Ok ok I'm just playin'. haha

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    Way to fucking suck SEVEN, my post combo has been ruined because GOD FORBID you don't ask a stupid fucking question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    Way to fucking suck SEVEN, my post combo has been ruined because GOD FORBID you don't ask a stupid fucking question.
    Sir, your post combo was ruined long before I had a hand in it.

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    Sorry, I only listen to users with names that contain more than one number digit, Seven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    Sorry, I only listen to users with names that contain more than one number digit, Seven.
    So you would only listen to people with names such as xXQUICKSCOPEZXx420?

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    how did you know about xXQUICKSCOPEZXx420?? alt!!

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    Where?!

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    EH he could be an alt... i thought so myself. But he's a decent poster... and he's MAKING activity, so who cares. What do you mean how do you live?
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    How should I live?

    Edit: And also, who would make an alt on a forum with more activity from bots than users? I am no alt, merely a college student with too much free time and a touch of altruism.

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    I'll buy it...live...however you want. I suggest not doing anything to hurt anyone else but *shrugs* your life.
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    Deep.

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