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    supafly Nanaki's Avatar
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    The ultimate debate... is God a male, or female? Why do you think it?

    Me personally, think it has to be a women, if God was a man, women wouldn't be allowed to wear clothes probably, football would be one of the ten commandments. That or he'd be gay
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    God is a goat
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    God doesn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    God doesn't exist.
    Walrus wins. God (or at least the Christian version of God) doesn't and can't exist because he has a huge amount of contradictory properties that make his existence completely and utterly impossible.
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    hi guys lol

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    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    TAKE IT TO THE SPAM FORUM GOD

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    owowoowowowo!
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    God's a man. Just look at how fucked up the planet is, no woman would stand for this mess.

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    I feel like I stumbled into an episode of Home Improvement.

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    Home Improvement: JESUS STYLE
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    I HATE Home Improvement.

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    god is a herm?

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    Tim Allen's response: *grunt grunt grunt*

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    I follow Unteshmei, the religion of Fairies, meaning I don't believe in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OR GOD, but I do believe in nine goddesses and nine elements. I was Christian for years, but then I realized that there was WAY too much for one thing to look over and then I remembered Unteshmei from my many visits to Onshi (Fairy Land) when I was younger. I can't believe I've ignored my Fairy heritage so long... >.<
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    That's a very mature, solid and down to earth decision you've made kiki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    That's a very mature, solid and down to earth decision you've made kiki.

    Is that supposed to be sarcastic or not? I can't tell.

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    I believe his name is Jesus Christ. We never knew his middle name.

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    I think I would have to go with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's explanation, in which if we believe in god, then he doesn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    I think I would have to go with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's explanation, in which if we believe in god, then he doesn't exist.
    I love that movie!
    Marvin is so cute, just like a banana!
    I'm not sure whether I believe in God or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruhara Haruko View Post
    I love that movie!
    Marvin is so cute, just like a banana!
    I'm not sure whether I believe in God or not.

    Bananas are cute? I just named our group in school Nanab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    I believe his name is Jesus Christ. We never knew his middle name.
    made me lol

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    Surprisingly there's some truth to that. When you believe in something, you're putting hope and faith into something that isn't probable. If you know it's real, then you don't have to believe.

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    I believe in eternity. Everything exists in some vast eternal space. It's a deep theory that I made up while eating cereal
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I believe in eternity. Everything exists in some vast eternal space. It's a deep theory that I made up while eating cereal
    Was it honeycomb.

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