Okay, That's the last time I am hiding in a bush beside a flower bed. I was feeling rather wary as I walked up to the house on the hill, to be honest. I wasn't sure how the rest of PD would greet me after all my acts of deceit, stupidity and deception. I recall thinking how I could have just looked at a sign and deciding it was time to meet my fellow PDers. But I couldn't face them when I reached the house, instead, I decided to hide out in the back garden and watch some of the familiar faces socialise inside the house. I was lurking, geddit? Ahaha. I noticed a black person with blazing orange eyes staring at me from inside the house and I was awe-striken. There is no way to describe the epic being that is Ripdos Kryp: The Slope Headed Moron. I didn't want to get involved with the people in the house just yet, so instead of giving away that I realised she was looking at me, I jumped into the bush. I thought it was a smart move, but then I got electric shocks all over my body before I was tossed out of the bush. Whoever designed this house obviously didn't want alternate people that weren't from PD getting in. So anyways, that concludes my story as of how I got to the PD version of Big Brother. Now, I have decided to breach the barricades, or, rather, jump through the window.
"Wassup, everybody?" I ask cheerfully as I brush a bit off glass of my face.