House

[Clever Cat]

IC:
Okay, That's the last time I am hiding in a bush beside a flower bed. I was feeling rather wary as I walked up to the house on the hill, to be honest. I wasn't sure how the rest of PD would greet me after all my acts of deceit, stupidity and deception. I recall thinking how I could have just looked at a sign and deciding it was time to meet my fellow PDers. But I couldn't face them when I reached the house, instead, I decided to hide out in the back garden and watch some of the familiar faces socialise inside the house. I was lurking, geddit? Ahaha. I noticed a black person with blazing orange eyes staring at me from inside the house and I was awe-striken. There is no way to describe the epic being that is Ripdos Kryp: The Slope Headed Moron. I didn't want to get involved with the people in the house just yet, so instead of giving away that I realised she was looking at me, I jumped into the bush. I thought it was a smart move, but then I got electric shocks all over my body before I was tossed out of the bush. Whoever designed this house obviously didn't want alternate people that weren't from PD getting in. So anyways, that concludes my story as of how I got to the PD version of Big Brother. Now, I have decided to breach the barricades, or, rather, jump through the window.

"Wassup, everybody?" I ask cheerfully as I brush a bit off glass of my face.

[Nanaki]

IC: Nanaki came wandering into the house. There was pie, vomit, electrocutions abundant. So an average day really.

He noticed Lord attempting to enter PD once again, and locked the front door to try to stop him from entering before finding his brand new alternate clothes. Expecting him to deny it, Nanaki didn't bother and continued his meander over to Eve and Mario.

"Wassup?"


OOC: Are we going to put IC at the beginning of all posts? Do we still have to if there is no OOC discussion?

Also, I used alternate clothes because if we're in real life, and he's trying to enter, wouldn't he disguise himself to be the equivilent of an alt?

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

Mario didnt hesitate to hit the Pungee pit switch with the Hydralic spiked ceiling jacks switch to impale and completely destroy lord beyond recognition. "That bitch broke my window!" He yelled "AND HE BLED ON MY CARPET!" He roared louder. Between all the events that had transpired in the short amount of time, the living room was now a mess. "Someone get in here and clean this shit up!" Mario bellowed furiously.

[Nanaki]

IC:

Nanaki quickly ran to the role playing room to avoid clean up duty looking for someone to hang out with, realizing that there is no role play room and that the house was all in the role playing section.

Fuck.

Nanaki started picking up pieces of glass and Lord, less he get the whip.

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

"Wow! And I didn't even have to hit him!" Mario said as he set the Pungee pit and spikes to half retract for cleaning purposes. "So are we still comfortable in here or shall we ditch Nanaki here with the smell of puke and guts and move to another room." Mario then asked. He remembered that the basement was much nicer, had a bigger TV, A larger freezer and refriderator, No windows for people to crash through, and by far most importantly, Pleanty more fun traps to kill people with.

[Nanaki]

IC:

Soon after Mario and friends left, Nanaki naturally made a few new members clean who didn't know any better and went up to his room for some quality Brawl action. Where was Xion?

[Mario The Black Knight]

OOC: Hey, we didn't leave yetttt, I only asked if we should.

[Keke Le Cat]

IC:

Keke wakes up slowly from a very deep and long sleep on her velvet cushion. She looked around the room in wonder and asked the walls, "How long was I out?" She purred as she languorously stretched every muscle and began cleaning her whiskers with a delicate paw.

As Keke came fully awake she heard voices and what could only be the sounds of loud rough housing downstairs. She sprang from the cushion and bounded to the door then made her way quickly down the stairs.

Keke came to a screeching halt as she found herself in a room full of vomit, broken glass and various strange individuals she recognized from her forum.

"How the hell did you people get in my house? Never tell me I left the door unlocked AGAIN."

Keke walked gingerly across the carpet avoiding filth as much as possible to open the hall closet door. Inside was an array of robots designed for cleaning.

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

"Oh come now, don't waste the perfectly good cleaning bots, that's what Nanaki is here for." Mario said with a grin. "And I never knew you were actually a cat. How the hell would a cat own a house anyway? It's a house we all somehow own. Don't ask about details, don't ask questions, I dunno why either. We just do."

[Keke Le Cat]

IC:

"You ask a magical talking cat who can somehow use a keyboard without opposable thumbs how she can own a house? If you mean how can a cat afford a house... Insider stock trading on the internet. I have connections."

Keke hopped onto the mantel where she proceeded to stare arrogantly around the room from half hooded eyes.

OOC: Cats always think they own everything, they only allow their companions to share their living space. Never had a pet cat?

[poketrainer]

I finish with my six star wanted spree and it comes to me that my cloths are sticking to the chair. As I head over to the kitchen it seems so hot that every step took three times as much energy. Finally getting to the kitchen I flipped on the A.C and reached in the freezer for a popsicle and found none. I noticed that nobody or practically anyone was here, "Where is everyone?"

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

"Wellllll, I don't think we even bought it, it's just here I guess. Who cares anyway, it's a pretty fly house." he commented as the strange housepet observed the chaos. He then got curious. "Do you eat regular cat food, and do you use the littlebox?"

OOC:

I've never had a pet in my life..

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

"What the hell are you talking about strange background poster!?" Mario turned his attention to the small child "Have you been here? Look around! I'm right here, Eve's right here too, Tim's over there still on the couch with his bitches raising the roof, Pichubro is here too, Peeki's licking Ripdo's pie, Lord is here, but dead in pieces in the pungee pit, Nanaki is cleaning lord up, Ninetails, the one who started all this, is here, probably scared, and Keke just came down from upstairs to watch all this. Oh yeah, and Chrizz is dead in the door too, but Eve already stole his Diet Coke. Pay attention kid" He roared.

[poketrainer]

"I am but, out of all P.D, I'm wondering where the hell everyone else is? They are missing everything." I rubbed the back of my head in thought.

[Keke Le Cat]

IC:

"I kill mice and other small animals for fun sometimes, I can hunt with my claws and teeth. But mostly I eat human food and just play with my prey as I desire... How dare you ask me that... I don't ask you were you shit. And please don't tell me, I don't want to know..." Keke gave Mario a disdainful look, then leapt off the marble mantel claws extended to land perfectly on all fours in a wonderful display of cat prowess.

[Nanaki]

IC

Nanaki was frozen as he was caught in the act. Whoops, they hadn't left. Keke and Poketrainer engaged in conversation with Mario, allowing Nanaki to slip upstairs. He was starting to get angry with Xion missing.

He looked down to see Peeki still with his pies below, and stopped his trek to his "room" (the one picked from Keke's many bedrooms). Nanaki less than gracefully went back down to sit with Peeki, Eve and Ripdo for some pie and conversation.

"How goes it gents?" He asked a second time.

OOC: You now have many rooms Keke

[pichubro]

IC:

Pichubro awoke from a nap she didn't even know she was in. Glancing around she saw that more people had arrived. She walked into the kitchen and made some instant chicken ramen. But the 3 minute boiling time-frame was a rip-off so her ramen wasn't so "instant". But it was still good and she slurred it good in a few minutes.

[dramakween308]

IC:

I stare around the room, trying to ignore what just happened. When I look out the window, i still see bits of the ground falling. Wonder when Ed will show I thought. Or did I say that out loud?

[Teresa]

OOC: Dude, this is the best idea I think I've ever seen anyone come up with...then again, it's Ninetails so its to be expected...

IC: Teresa groaned as she drove down the street, a pounding headache making her head feel as if it would explode any second from work, and turned her radio up a little more. Just then she noticed a rather large and exquisite house on the left side of the road and slowed down. She could hear people shouting, and it seemed as if for some reason she should be there in the midst of it.

"Wonder what's going on..." She pulled her truck into the large driveway and got out, walking up the sidewalk to the front door. The door was partially open, with the mangled remains of...someone laying there, and she peeked in.

"Whoa, no way!!" She spotted Mario, Eve, Tim, Peeki, Pichubro, Ninetails, Nanaki, Keke, and Ripdo inside, along with other members of PD she wasn't too interested in to care about. She slowly pushed open the door wider and slipped inside.

"Hiya guys...so this is where its happening, is it?" She stated, observing the more than chaotic scene in front of her.

[Ninetails 009]

IC: "Keke, call this your house again and I shall blast you out."

[Kittsuera]

IC: I was walking down the street to Wal-Mart when I tripped and blacked out for a moment. As everything came back to me I was In front of a House full of Members from PD.
"Am I dreaming?!" I asked myself as I Walked over to the door. I wasn't sure how I ended up at the house before me but seeing as I was here I decided to meet everyone in person. I wonder if one of the wishes from the RPG board actually got granted with out being corrupted... Not wanting to intrude with out permission I rang the door bell.

[Eve]

IC

"I'm with ninetails on that." I mutter, taking a violent swig of my diet coke.

[Mario The Black Knight]

IC:

"Damn right" Mario in an almost disruptive way roared. "This is MY house! I stole it!"

He then reasked his question "Anybody wanna go to the basement? We have yet to ruin that yet"

[Keke Le Cat]

IC:

"If you try to blast me I'll call PETA! NO being mean to poor little kitties." Said Keke as she giggled behind a paw.

"Sure, basement it is. There is a ping pong table down there, who wants to go against a cat?" Keke trotted off toward the entrance to the basement stairs.

OOC: This is highly amusing. I've never RPd an animal before.

[poketrainer]

"Sounds good." I said thinking of something nagging my brain as it finally came to me. "The basement has the best traps by far and 4 people off the street to torture with them. Seeing as we found them this morning they are getting rather annoying with thier pleas for freedom. Unlike the others they still try but, no avail noone here will ever let them out." As the words escaped my lips Mario held the evil smile of a villian at just the sound of the basement having the best traps and 4 people to test them on.