Everything I say or do is racist according to my mother, sister and nephew.
My nephew is half black and hyper sensitive about it.
When I was at their house for Christmas we were playing a game of clue. I said, “Wouldn't it be funny if Miss White was actually black? Or even better, a black man.” then I was all like LOL I'm hilarious!
Brian (my nephew) said, “That's racist!”
“No it isn't. It would be racist to say, 'Wouldn't it be funny if Miss White were black god I fricking hate black people.'”
EVERYONE got mad at me.
I later told my mom that they need to send Brian to a real school instead of home schooling him because he isn't getting an education. He sleeps in until 3pm, refuses to go to bed until 4am or 5am and his only social outlet is his PS3. Everyone he meets on the internet hates him and he says its racism. How can they hate him based on his race if they can't see him? I wonder...
Her reply was, “I could never do that. He is just so beautiful he would get all the girls pregnant and I can't afford all that child support.”
I didn't say anything, and she said, “You don't think Brian is beautiful, do you?”
I didn't say anything, and she said, “That's racist!!!”
Do I think he's so beautiful that all the girls in the school would turn into ravening beasts and rape him repeatedly just to obtain his seed... NO. Is that racism?
I really rather think not.
What do you think?
I think that he really needs to be introduced to real racism, maybe read up about the Klan and the 50's. Because he has it made.
When he was about 3 years old, I tried teaching him table manners. Every time I corrected him, my mom would say, “That's racism!!!”
No, mother, table manners are not restricted to white people. Black people can use a napkin, too.
I think the trouble really is that my mother is a recovering serious racist (as in string up the black folks I hate them so racist) and is projecting. Before my sister had Brian my mother was seriously messed up. She said that Brian saved her eternal soul from hell because she hated so many people she would have burned forever. All through her pregnancy my mother would call the baby “that nigger baby in your sisters belly” or “that yellow baby”
It was REALLY screwed up.
My sister started to have an abortion and my mother said it was a mortal sin and that she would rot in hell if she did, so we all had to pay for Linda's burden and be outcast from society because of her black baby. (that hasnt happened yet)
But a few years after that she said that she wished she would have aborted me because I am an abomination to christianity.
She has said that she wished she would have aborted me over and over again. Is that racism? Or is it okay to belittle me because I, too, am white?