That's RACIST!

[Keke Le Cat]

Everything I say or do is racist according to my mother, sister and nephew.

My nephew is half black and hyper sensitive about it.

When I was at their house for Christmas we were playing a game of clue. I said, “Wouldn't it be funny if Miss White was actually black? Or even better, a black man.” then I was all like LOL I'm hilarious!

Brian (my nephew) said, “That's racist!”

“No it isn't. It would be racist to say, 'Wouldn't it be funny if Miss White were black god I fricking hate black people.'”

EVERYONE got mad at me.

I later told my mom that they need to send Brian to a real school instead of home schooling him because he isn't getting an education. He sleeps in until 3pm, refuses to go to bed until 4am or 5am and his only social outlet is his PS3. Everyone he meets on the internet hates him and he says its racism. How can they hate him based on his race if they can't see him? I wonder...

Her reply was, “I could never do that. He is just so beautiful he would get all the girls pregnant and I can't afford all that child support.”



I didn't say anything, and she said, “You don't think Brian is beautiful, do you?”

I didn't say anything, and she said, “That's racist!!!”



Do I think he's so beautiful that all the girls in the school would turn into ravening beasts and rape him repeatedly just to obtain his seed... NO. Is that racism?

I really rather think not.

What do you think?

I think that he really needs to be introduced to real racism, maybe read up about the Klan and the 50's. Because he has it made.

When he was about 3 years old, I tried teaching him table manners. Every time I corrected him, my mom would say, “That's racism!!!”

No, mother, table manners are not restricted to white people. Black people can use a napkin, too.

I think the trouble really is that my mother is a recovering serious racist (as in string up the black folks I hate them so racist) and is projecting. Before my sister had Brian my mother was seriously messed up. She said that Brian saved her eternal soul from hell because she hated so many people she would have burned forever. All through her pregnancy my mother would call the baby “that nigger baby in your sisters belly” or “that yellow baby”

It was REALLY screwed up.

My sister started to have an abortion and my mother said it was a mortal sin and that she would rot in hell if she did, so we all had to pay for Linda's burden and be outcast from society because of her black baby. (that hasnt happened yet)

But a few years after that she said that she wished she would have aborted me because I am an abomination to christianity.

She has said that she wished she would have aborted me over and over again. Is that racism? Or is it okay to belittle me because I, too, am white?

[The Editor]

Is it wrong of me to dislike your family based on all available evidence?

[Keke Le Cat]

I dislike them all but Ben (tall guy in the back of that photo.)

(and my own son of course, short guy in the front of that photo)

My family is basically despicable.

[Keke Le Cat]

I've literally been depressed since Christmas because of our time together. My mother loves to tear me down to shreds for no apparent reason.

[The Editor]

According to my grandparents so are most of my family.

[Keke Le Cat]

You could try to form your own opinion, you are an adult now.

[The Editor]

Yeah, but then I'd have to hunt them down myself. I've never even met them. And yes, I am that lazy.

[Keke Le Cat]

My extended family keeps forgetting I exist.

My cousin saw a picture of my son on my mother's facebook and asked if it was my oldest nephew's first child. I said, "No, he's my son."

She said, "Who are you?"

"I said, this is Sarah."

Her, "Who?"

"Preston and Lou's youngest daughter."

"They only have one daughter, Linda. And one son, Preston."

"No, here I am. I exist."

"Oh yeah, I forgot they had you."

"Yeah, I've only been around 27 years, it's easy to forget about my existence completely."

[Qoorl]

Y'all should all come down hyah for a barbecue. Your Momma and I can sit on my front porch and have mint juleps and fried chicken and we could talk about how sinful you are.

[Pokegun!!!]

These are the type of spoiled bitches I would punch right in the mouth then maybe a follow up on the right eye.

[Atomika]

lol pokegun i couldnt have said it better myself

[Ninetails 009]

Is it possible to sit your mother and Brian down and give them a piece of your mind plus actually educate them about racism exactly as you have explained here, or are they such complete idiots that they'll sit through your entire explanation thinking "That's racist!" and then when you've finished, say "That's racist!" ?

You poor dear.

[God]

but then again we have already established you are a racist due to your irrational loathing of upstanding respected members of the african american community such as one mr. kanye west

[Keke Le Cat]

Ninetails, they are such complete idiots that they would throw me out of the house and not talk to me for a year (again) screaming about what a racist I am...

They are completely irrational and content in their little bubble of idiocy.

The last time my mom shunned me for a year (almost exactly) it was because three days after I had a c-section to give birth to my son I told her at 10pm that I was tired and would like to get some sleep, so could she please go to her hotel. I hadn't slept since like 2 days before the surgery and was exhausted (I wish I was exaggerating, I really went over a week without any sleep then.)

She completely over reacted and said I was kicking her out, I told her that wasn't really it, I was just really tired and needed to sleep while the baby slept. My husband begged her not to upset me right after surgery...

Then she went on a rant about how she deserved my baby more than I did because she bought his crib for him... Next morning I called her crying and asked her to come over, she refused. She said that I shouldn't have fed my baby in front of her, I should have known that she would want to give him his bottle and I was selfish with my newborn...

She asked me to give her my baby. She threatened to call child services on me if I didnt let her take my son to raise because I am an unfit mother.

Then two months later when my son was in the hospital, she wouldnt return my calls. I left messages, I spoke to my oldest nephew who told her my son was in the hospital and he said she said, "That's too bad." and she STILL wouldn't return my calls.

The more I sit here and think about it, the more I wonder why the fuck I go around those people.

[Keke Le Cat]

Also at my son's 2nd birthday party she threw a fit because I baked his cake instead of buying it.

I VERY LITERALLY worked over 4 hours on this cake and when I went to cut it she said, "don't give me any red icing, I'm allergic to the color red."

I said, "Mom, you just drank red pop."

"It's not the same as red elmo icing. I'm allergic to red."

WHATEVER.

I scraped the red icing off her piece. fucking idiot.

AND she said "At least it looks better than it did in the pictures"

then

"this tastes almost as good as store bought. nice effort."

WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE FUCKING HELL




I am trying really hard to get past this latest shit fest, but the more I think about it the more upset I get.

Fucking people man

and she was so hellbent on ruining christmas she said, "I used to beat the shit out of you. Do you remember that?"

all I said was, "Yeah mom"

[trixie]

I hate your mother.

[The Editor]

Everybody hates her mother.

[Keke Le Cat]

My sister worships my mother.

She actually puts on a really good preacher's wife face and is well loved by her community. I actually have had people say they wished she was their mom. I just told them they don't know her like I do.

What goes on behind closed doors usually stays there.

[Nidogod]

Ok, A) Your family sounds mostly like a bunch of dipshits.

And B) Racism depends entirely on your company.

[Keke Le Cat]

Well, everyone was white except the one who was 1/2 black.

I seriously doubt that in any company the character "Miss White" on the board game Clue is racist... I mean, get real. He said they need to rename the character. That's retarded.

[The Editor]

I blame the people who act on such unreasonable demands for setting a precedent.

[leo33wii]

Fuck, your mother sound like she has real deep issues.
Your mother acts like a spoiled 16 year old girl. How the fuck is spending money equate to the the value of a living being?

No, it isn't racist. Your comment about Miss White was funny and a nice joke.
Don't they realize that all the characters in Clue are named after colors?
And it IS inverse racism to rename a character because it offends you.
When someone gets offended, that's because they have placed it in that context. The individual has perverted it for it to become something racist. Racism works both ways. Ones direct and the other an inverse/internal.

[Keke Le Cat]

Yeah, no joke. Well put, Leo.

[Nidogod]

Jack Black needs to change his name to something less offensive. He might as well be called Jack African American or Jeck Negro. In fact, we should outlaw the words "black" and "white" because they have racial connotations.

[Keke Le Cat]

You are so correct. Also the word "red" is offensive to native americans because they were once called red skins. We should change that word to "blush"

White can be called "pale" and black must be changed to "dark"

It's the only way to keep the peace.