So I was lurkin' on this Christian board right and this dude is all like "Man why do so many people believe in evolution? There's no evidence for it." and I was like "Ok guys hold on I got this." but then the fucking moderator swung his modhammer and I had to watch the Christians battle it out (during which time I was XFDing my ass off) but finally I flew the coop and got my crack at it. Some bitch was all like "MACRO and MICRO evolution are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!" and I was like BAM! Allelic frequency shift, bitch! And she was all "aw hell naw then explain why we never see it!" and I was like "Oh hell yeah we do, just look at fucking bacteria." and she's like "shiiiit"
So then the next motherfucker starts talking about some shit with the origin of the universe and how anything explaining it is religion and I hit him over the head with fucking mathematical theories, string theories, gay porn theories, any kinda theory they're talking about with those lab coats on. He's all like "that doesn't prove shit." and I'm like "your mom doesn't prove shit, besides this is supposed to be about evolution." But oh no, Bitchy McBitcherpants wanted to keep going, so I loaded my shotgun-o-hurt with the god of the gaps and shut him the fuck up.
Then finally we get to the head honcho of this escapade, Mr. Idon'tthinkevolutionisreal. He comes out and says he doesn't think it's real. He can't even tell me what it is. I tie him to the back of my car and run him over a few speed bumps of science.
All in 1 post. Hell yes.



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