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    Default WOO! I'm fucking PSYCHED!

    So I was lurkin' on this Christian board right and this dude is all like "Man why do so many people believe in evolution? There's no evidence for it." and I was like "Ok guys hold on I got this." but then the fucking moderator swung his modhammer and I had to watch the Christians battle it out (during which time I was XFDing my ass off) but finally I flew the coop and got my crack at it. Some bitch was all like "MACRO and MICRO evolution are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!" and I was like BAM! Allelic frequency shift, bitch! And she was all "aw hell naw then explain why we never see it!" and I was like "Oh hell yeah we do, just look at fucking bacteria." and she's like "shiiiit"

    So then the next motherfucker starts talking about some shit with the origin of the universe and how anything explaining it is religion and I hit him over the head with fucking mathematical theories, string theories, gay porn theories, any kinda theory they're talking about with those lab coats on. He's all like "that doesn't prove shit." and I'm like "your mom doesn't prove shit, besides this is supposed to be about evolution." But oh no, Bitchy McBitcherpants wanted to keep going, so I loaded my shotgun-o-hurt with the god of the gaps and shut him the fuck up.

    Then finally we get to the head honcho of this escapade, Mr. Idon'tthinkevolutionisreal. He comes out and says he doesn't think it's real. He can't even tell me what it is. I tie him to the back of my car and run him over a few speed bumps of science.

    All in 1 post. Hell yes.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    Nice

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    Sometimes I hate being a catholic and a christian. I mean come on my fellow Pope lovers stop being retarded evolution is real get over it.

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    Catholics accept evolution.

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    Not all of them *gets out my crobar*

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    Didn't the pope say evolution was true?

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    Yes but some people still think against it. And he just says it is possible he has NEVER 100% said it was true. Leading to some retards too... you get the idea

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    They're not very good catholics, then.

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    Its goes like dis ed the pope said to use (not in quotes but all us catholics got what he meant) "Ok guys you can believe in evoltution and not go to hell if you makes yall happy."

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    I've never understood the Christian logic of 'Micro evolution is a-okay, but macro evolution is false. They're different!' Macro evolution is simply a million steps of micro evolution. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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    they arent even differentiated in actual science

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    That was a point I made.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    You are indeed a heroic individual. Your deeds merit adoration. Thank you so much for sharing your exploits on another forum with this forum. How cool you are!

    Those wacky christies! You showed them! Wow!

    In fact, this thread has just made me desire to have sexual intercourse with you. Please allow me to fetch my squirrel costume, then meet me out back.

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    You're so witty Keke.

    You're so amazing.

    What a great poster with a valid opinion.
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    "And here is the point where this thread went to hell..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    You are indeed a heroic individual. Your deeds merit adoration. Thank you so much for sharing your exploits on another forum with this forum. How cool you are!

    Those wacky christies! You showed them! Wow!

    In fact, this thread has just made me desire to have sexual intercourse with you. Please allow me to fetch my squirrel costume, then meet me out back.
    WOO! Check it out, broskis, I'm gettin' some tonight, HOLLA BACK!
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    RC HITTIN THAT AZZZZZZ

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    Actually, its funny, but that is how me and my husband met on the net. We had a lot of arguments on a forum (or was it mIRC?) ...a whole lot. I mean, we fought. Mean fighting. DIRTY fighting.

    Then we met and had hate sex.

    It was awesome.

    hate sex is far better than any other kind <--- fact.

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    Except for parachute sex.

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    I'm pretty sure if me and Keke ever met in real life it'd be the best selling porn movie of 2010, unless we had an argument over her RP beforehand, in which case it'd be the best of the decade.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    I'd watch.

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    PROBABLY!

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    THIS constitutes a valid creationist argument...



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    angry sex is awesome... and evolution should be better considered by the Catholic Church.
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    that was a sick vid

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