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    Default CYOA: You are a fat loser.

    Your name is Jimbob McFatterson, a 24 year old 300lb. loser living in a ghetto apartment. Your social life consists of updating your twitter for all 5 followers and playing WoW all night. You stand by your decision to drop out of highschool and pursue your G.E.D., even if it meant getting kicked out of your house by your abusive father. But today is a new day, a new day filled with promise, hope, and soiled underwear. Yes, Jimbob, last night must have been exciting for you because your last pair of clean underwear now has a big stain on it. What do you do?

    A) Do the laundry.
    B) Go to work.
    C) Log on to WoW.
    D) Update twitter.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    C) Log on to WoW.

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