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    damn birds really have the short end of the proverbial stick, no face, no belly button, no arms, no toes, no fingers

    flying is hardly any compensation because I can do that in a plane

    they don't even have a vagina, how rare

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    Maybe not a human form,but they are supposed to have a vagina,I'm pretty sure of that.
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    birds only have one vent which doubles as an anus, they only poo no pee.

    You know what that white stuff is in bird poo? it's bird poo too. because they don't pee.

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    Male and female birds have a cloaca, an opening through which eggs, sperm, and wastes pass. Intercourse is performed by pressing the lips of the cloacae together, which is sometimes known as the "cloacal kiss", during which time the male transfers his sperm to the female. A few species of birds (e.g. most waterfowl) have a intromittent organ which is known as a phallus that is analogous to the mammals' penis. The female lays amniotic eggs in which the young gestate. Unlike most vertebrates female birds typically have only one functional ovary and oviduct.[17] As a group, birds, like mammals, are noted for their high level of parental care.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system#Birds

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    Okay... I was just implying they had to have an "opening"
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Just the one, not a special second one like we mammals do! aren't we special!

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    Man, who would want to be a bird?!
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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Probably not even birds! dang!

    they suffer from belly button and vagina envy, I imagine. A true Freudian nightmare, each and every one.

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    I feel so uplifted and happy to be human......

    I mean... birds can't even kiss.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    quite true

    or hug or have belly button lint

    I'm so hung up on this lint thing

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    This thread has graduated from being about a weird PM to an interesting conversation about the shortcomings of birds.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    The only thing they have going for them really is the whole flying thing or the vision. They supposedly have extraordinary vision, but what value is vision if you don't even have arms or a vagina or belly buttons!

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    Plus they've got hollow bones. Now I wouldn't want hollow bones.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    and being covered in feathers has to really suck, I mean lets suppose for a moment that you are a bird with an itch... you don't have fingers AND the itch is covered in feathers...

    It's a wonder there aren't more bird massacres.

    I am seeing Hitchcock's The Birds in a totally new light

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    It must drive them crazy!

    I'll be on the look out for maniacal birds the next time I'm out walking. Those envious creatures are probably holding massive grudges.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    It is no wonder at all that we are at the top of the food chain with our vaginas and our belly button lint!

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    i got that pm also...probley some guy that want to promote his thread.
    I said no because it's populated and plus i like it here you people are awesome

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    Got the same thing too, and the pm was titled: ''hey bluebabe, love your signature''. I'm not interested in other forums that much anymore, so I'm not going to join.
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    Wow, no creativity in mine. Just "Hey Leo33wii"
    and that was it. What crap. Looks interesting, not sure about it though. I think I'll join since there are more pokémon people to trade and battle with. Who knows, maybe I can get them to join PD... feels like I said this before.
    I think I did, but too lazy to check.
    Oh well.

    Anyway... being a bird would suck. I mean, you couldn't give another bird a raspberry or poke them in the belly button.
    Wow, another thing: Birds can't masturbate. I mean, they don't have hands or fingers... so sex for them is really lame and boring. Not even missionary.
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    and the fact that they lack penises and vaginas...

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    My stomach hurts.... my soon to be ex wife spent a good chunk of my INCOME TAX MONEY on ferrets... I'm up there on the bird level with sex at the moment... and I'm tired...No RP for me this weekend cuz no babysitter...FUCK some PMs...
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    why would you let her have access to your money if you are divorcing her? strange relationship you have going on

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    qoorls life is so ridiculous i couldnt begin to approach it rationally. <3uQoorl

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    some one post a picture of a furret having sex with quoorl's wife

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    A friend of mine used to have ferrets and she let them just run loose part of the time. When I was there one day, the ferret ran to the bedroom and came back with this giant dildo and started rolling around on its back, playing with it like it was a toy, biting the head.

    It was... hilarious... yet awkward.

    And I just totally spent $5 on mice. Actually, more like $15 after you include the water bottle and wheel! I'm a big spender

    My gerbil died, and I was GOING to replace it, but I found this little blind mouse who needed a home instead. And she is super cute!

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