That is true, but I still love them so!


That is true, but I still love them so!





Damage control! *glomps Keke*





Shock and Awe have been scientifically proven to cause severe structural damage to the male skeleton. It is my solemn duty to protect half the human race by limiting exposure to others.





Indeed. :seriousface:





Did you know? Keke's breasts were officially designated light artillery by the Pentagon when she was fifteen. They are now classified as WMDs and plans are being drawn up to use them during the future invasion of the United Kingdom.
GET TO THE CHOPPA --- WTF
http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-con...9731742263.jpg


Yeah, baby, yeah!MACHINE GUN JUBBLIES?
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Nah.


Cool beans.
As demonstrated in my last post, Inez is an enchanter. If anyone needs anything enchanted, just say so now. "I see what you did thar to hart maam may I plz have another?"
Examples:
imbuing weapons with fire, cold, acid, etc.
speed for boots,
water breathing
stuff like that
use your imagination!