The Haunted Mansion
A group of people stumble upon a haunted mansion and decide to go exploring. This RP is not very detailed, it is meant to be silly/funny and nothing more. Post in the first or third person as you prefer.
It is a huge labyrinth that once you enter you can never exit. There is a giant hedge maze in back, and a dungeon in the basement. The attic is, in fact, heaven.
Enjoy!
Laughing, Ed stepped inside, then grabbed Keke's hand and pulled her in to the house. "Coward," he said, sticking his tongue out.
Solly was bored. Being an eternal ghost wasn't fun after a while. he decided to go check out the main foyer.
Originally Posted by kyne
"Me?! Cowardly? Never! I simply have a great sense of self-preservation." She said, grinning and looking about expectantly. The entryway was all over dust and cobwebs coated the walls.
Huge cobwebs.
Abnormally huge cobwebs.
Gulp!
Oblivious to the possible threat of giant spiders, Ed stepped into the middle of the room, admiring the antique carpet, complete with tasteful blood stains.
Solly heard conversation. He decided to interrupt it.
"OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooooHHHHH...."
"A ghost!" said Ed, grinning.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" screeched Keke, jumping and dancing and all around freaking out, "Ghost, ghost, ghost!!! AHHHHH!!!"
She batted the air around her wildly, squeezing her eyes shut.
"Well, if you don't want me here then fine!" Solly crossed his arms and drifted away.
Ed laughed. "It's in your hair!"
Still dancing and jumping Keke batted at her hair, sending it flying about her head. Just then, her thoughts seemed to catch up with her. "Wait... what? Did that ghost just huff off in a pout?"
Ed tried to remember to breathe.
Keke patted Ed on the back, as he had his laughing fit of dh00m.
"Ghosty, oh ghosty, where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you?" She called, making kissy sounds as you might while calling a feral kitteh. "Here, ghosty, ghosty! There's a good ghosty!"
"You guys are dicks."
Eventually Ed spluttered to a halt. "Thanks."
"I bet you a fiver he comes up from behind and pinches your bum."
"How rude!"
Ed considered his reply for a few seconds. "I think the only suitable retort is screw you sideways with a poleaxe, spirit."
"Oh, that is quite suitable, I say old chap, we have a wonderful rapport. Wouldn't you agree?" asked Keke, pulling a table out of no where and setting up a tea service. "Tea, anyone? That even includes you, rude ghosty!"
Solly was amused at their reaction to his vulgarity. "You can suck my fucking ass, you dumbass fuckwads!"
A great booming voice echoed from nowhere and everywhere and said, "STFU!!! Play nice or I shall ban you from my happy house of niceness! That means you, Solly. Be friendly!"
Keke grinned and offered up a cup o tea, "Well, that settles that then."
"To tea!" said Ed, raising a cup in a toast.
Keke clinked cups with a grin and took a sip. Just then, a giant spider descended from above and settled beside her on a tuffet then frightened Miss Le Cat away.
"EEeeee!!!" She screeched, running from the hall and into the ballroom.
"Wait? I can leave this house?"
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