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    "Wait, what about my toast?" Ed jumped from the chair into a run and tore after Keke, running head first in to the now closed ballroom door.

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    "Only if I allow it," boomed the voice. "And if you are banned from here you cease to exist. so na na, na boo boo! stick your head in doo doo. Be nice."

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    Keke walked back and opened the door, helping Ed off the floor. "You alright, mate?"

    As she tugged him off the floor, she slipped and fell beside him. "Oof!"

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    Solly sank into a corner, acting anti-social.

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    "Fail," giggled Ed.

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    "Epic fail!" Giggled Keke. "Oh well, Tally ho!"

    The spider from the other room came up behind Ed and tapped him on the shoulder, "Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

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    "Certainly. By which I mean no. Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" he shouted, running around in circles.

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    Keke rolled around on the floor laughing, and laughing, and laughing. Until the spider looked at her in confusion and said, "What's his problem?" at which point she joined Ed, running and screaming in circles.

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    He paused for a moment and said, "You're a GIANT SPIDER!" before resuming his panicking.

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    Solly plugged his ears, but his fingers were partially insubstantial so they were ineffective in blocking noise.

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    "Yes, well you're British, but we don't hold that against you, now do we?" Said the spider. "Good grief. You offered tea and then acted like utter pansies when I accepted."

    "Eeee!" screeched Keke, hitting the spider about the head with her purse.

    "Lord, woman! What do you have in that? Rocks?" asked the spider.

    "Yes, actually." Said Keke, showing off her portable rock collection.

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    Solly walked over. "Oh, shut up!" He kicked the spider.

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    Keke watched as Solly's foot went straight through the spider, since he was a ghost and all. "haha! You fail!'

    Springing into action, Keke stopped Ed's panicking the only way she could figure. WITH A TICKLE TACKLE!!!

    "Getcha getcha getcha goooooooo!" she said, tickling him with all the fervor of 1000 feathers.

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    "BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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    Keke relents at last, only to be bombarded by a madly tickling spider.

    With all 8 legs, the spider tickled Ed, Keke and Solly until they were all reduced to wiggling, giggling puddles of their former selves.

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    "Bloop."

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    Gathering herself together, Keke reconstituted the entire party, adding a bit of mirth to Solly. "yay!"

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    "Huzzah!" said Ed, hugging Keke.

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    Keke hugged him back! "Oh dear, I think you have my ears."

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    "I do?" Ed raised a feminine eyebrow.

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    "Possibly!" Keke replied, wiggling manly brows.

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    "Hold on." Ed carefully pulled off Keke's eyebrows and switched them with his.
    "Better. You were saying?"

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    Keke swapped ears with him. "Oh, I wonder if there is a pool here? I'd like to go for a swim!"

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    Suddenly the floor disappeared and the three of them fell into a pool... Of blood! [dun dun duuun!]

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    "Ick!" Keke licked her lips and realized it wasn't blood at all, but red colored corn syrup.

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