Jim Bob takes out his BACKPACK BACKPACK and grabs his time machine. Goes back in time to before the mansion was made and simply walks off the premises.
Solly does the Macarena, and then realizes Cotton-Eyed Joe is actually playing.
Ed dives at Solly, passing straight through him and landing on a water bed.
"I challenge you to a duel!" said Ed, trying to keep his balance.
"But I'm dead," repleid Solly, "Or was that direcetd towards somebody else?"
"It was directed to everyone."
"well okay," Solly took out a gun and shoots but is holding it backwards, "Whoops. I didn't even know that was possible."
"Default victory!" Ed does a celebratory dance with Keke.
Ed stares into the flames, mesmerised.
Ed shakes his head and regains some of his senses! He gets +1 Initiative, +1 Weapon Skill, +1 Ballistic Skill.
Ed pushes Keke into a pile of cushions... Which are alive!
"EEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!" screams Keke, fending off the biting cushions with both hands. "Help me! Someone help me! They be nomming me! Arrr!"
A pink eye patch and matching pink pirate captain's hat appears on Keke's head, and a sword made of pink feathers materializes in her hands. She uses the feather sword to hold back the wily and feral cushions.