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    Jim Bob takes out his BACKPACK BACKPACK and grabs his time machine. Goes back in time to before the mansion was made and simply walks off the premises.

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    khaos mad because theres no monsters goes back in time and takes out jimbobs time machine out of his back pack therefore he is still in the mansion
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    Except that the mansion has always existed and therefore you are WRONG.

    Jim bob wakes up from his dream and finds himself still in the pink fwuffy room with his silly hat and tea.

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    Ok really turns back time machine to 6 billion BC come out of the portal and is injested by an expanding red gaint.

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    Solly does the Macarena, and then realizes Cotton-Eyed Joe is actually playing.

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    a closet doors apears and r kelly comes out holdin jim bob and said "keep this foo out my time period or i willl cap you bitches" then throws jimbob
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    Keke dances the Macarena to Cotton-Eyed Joe with Solly while still wearing her silly hat.

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    Khaos goes insane because of the lack of monster and takes all the silly hats and burns them
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    Since Jim Bob can't die becuase he needs pancakes he simply goes to the center of the sun and ejaculates on it. The sun turns into a back ho-le and the future of earth is distroryed.

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    Keke ignores all the shit that doesn't make sense and carries on dancing with Solly in her silly hat, beckoning Qoorl and ThEd to join them!

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    Ed dives at Solly, passing straight through him and landing on a water bed.

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    Keke goggles at Ed as he does his dirty deed, then dives after him onto the water bed, bouncing and pouncing and having a grand old time.

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    "I challenge you to a duel!" said Ed, trying to keep his balance.

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    "But I'm dead," repleid Solly, "Or was that direcetd towards somebody else?"

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    "It was directed to everyone."

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    Keke pops out of nowhere and shouts, "I just got back, what happend while I was gone? Was there a party, why do you guys always have parties when I'm gone?!?!?"

    Then puts a pancake on her head and dances the chacha

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    "well okay," Solly took out a gun and shoots but is holding it backwards, "Whoops. I didn't even know that was possible."

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    "Default victory!" Ed does a celebratory dance with Keke.

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    Keke does the foxtrot with Ed around the room and then sets the curtains on fire. "Ooo fire pretty!"

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    Ed stares into the flames, mesmerised.

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    Keke wipes the drool from Ed's chin with a hanky and uses it to put out the fire.

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    Ed shakes his head and regains some of his senses! He gets +1 Initiative, +1 Weapon Skill, +1 Ballistic Skill.

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    Keke finds a vial of glitter on the floor and sticks it in her pocket. The fwuffy pink room gets even fwuffier, heart wallpaper sprouts to cover the walls and feather boas appear around everyone's necks.

    "How rare!" Keke announces.

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    Ed pushes Keke into a pile of cushions... Which are alive!

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    "EEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!" screams Keke, fending off the biting cushions with both hands. "Help me! Someone help me! They be nomming me! Arrr!"

    A pink eye patch and matching pink pirate captain's hat appears on Keke's head, and a sword made of pink feathers materializes in her hands. She uses the feather sword to hold back the wily and feral cushions.

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