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    Default Text Adventure!

    You are Sir Knight Knightly Knightlington. Your castle was blown up by the wizard Melvin. You find yourself in a plain.

    What does doth doeth?
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    What, is the explanation of what we're supposed to do so obvious that it is not needed?

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    ITS A TEXT ADVENTURE.
    Now, I ask once more:
    What does doth doeth?
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    Your the captian you decide.

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    I do not undestand that command.
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    Fly

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    You attempt to fly by jumping up, but your armor prevents you from even doing that. A bird, amused by your pitiful attempt, takes a large crap all over your armor.
    What does doth doeth now?
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    Piss

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    You piss your armor and it rusts. You die from starvation after a week of ecruciating tetanus.

    YOU LOSE

    Start a new game?
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    Yes
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    What does doth doeth?
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    Find a horse.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    You search the plain you are on, but you find no horses. Perhaps there is one for sale in town?
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    Wonder where to find a town since this seems to be a rolling plain. Look around.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    You look around and you see that you are not in a rolling plain, but in fact you are in the middle of a town! What a coincindence!
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    Searche fore ye olde stablese ande ye olde stablee mastere toe buye ye olde (bute note thate olde) ware horsee.

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    You walk to Ye Olde Stablemaster and request a horse. As you pull out your sack of gold, a crowd of angry woman start to charge at you. You look down at your wallet, to find that it is a dead baby!
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    Reminisce about the time I killed a baby and made it into a wallet.

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    You remember the time you killed a baby. You remember how hard it was to get its little guts out without breaking it. But your thoughts are for naught, for the women beat you into a bloody pulp with thier super-maternal-instinct powers.

    YOU LOSE

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    Yes
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    You find yeself in the castle of the wizard Melvin.
    What does doth doeth?
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    Find a carrot and eat it.

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    A carrot lays on the table near you. You pick it up and see that it has a string attached to it. A trap door opens and you fall down it.
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    Land on my head.

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    You land on your head. Wizard Melvin is in the corner of the room casting a spell.
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