Its offical. You shall all now bow down to my awesomeness.
Its offical. You shall all now bow down to my awesomeness.
The helicopter it had too many sodas and somebody had to go into the matrix![]()





The Eldar are coming to kill you, Kirbx, because you're an undead abomination.
No I stopped world hunder when I killed Tiger Woods so I am a national hereo.





You really don't understand the Eldar, Kirbx.





Don't why, the Eldar are coming to kill him soon.





Any minute now... Unless they got delayed by more pressing matters.
My cheese burger will bring love into his heart.





*Assault Marines attack Kirbx*
*cheese burger power*
*all marines turn into pink duct tape*





*warp rift opens inside Kirbx's head*





Kirbx, a warp rift opening anywhere near your body is instantaneously fatal.





It's fatal because it pulls you apart.
Again I was having a dance party. Nothing can interupt a dance party once it gets started.


*Storms Kirbys house with my army of men in suits armed with jigsaws.*


Im not at my house. I am on some random island in the Pacific.


-Attention Mutated Citizen
We have move your dwelling to thet same isle in the Pacific Ocean so none may witness your horrible mutilation at the hands of our jigsaws.
Thank you,
The Rulers