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    Default Epic Character Fights

    We'll start with one of the biggest: Samus Aran, famous bounty hunter, saviour of the galaxy and all round kick ass hottie, vs. Master Chief, who is some guy in a suit of armour he never takes off that hides when he takes a hit and uses this thing called 'bullets' (whatever that is) for his gun. Oh, and he thwarted the plans of the Covenant, while Samus merely blew up something like 5 secret bases, several space stations, umpteen giant monsters, Ridley (at least 4 times), a planet and an entire dimension, as well as saving countless millions from a terrible and slow death by Phazon poisoning. But hey, let's make some comparisons.


    Samus Aran (Tallon IV variant):

    Armour: Power, Varia, Gravity and Phazon Suits. Vastly reduce damage taken, shields have a very long life.

    Weapons: Power Beam, Wave Beam, Ice Beam, Plasma Beam, Phazon Beam, Charge Beam, Missiles, Super Missiles, Wavebuster, Ice Spreader, Flamethrower, Bombs, Power Bombs. Beams and Bombs have unlimited ammunition, carries up to 250 Missiles and 7 Power Bombs.

    Equipment: Space Jump Boots, Morph Ball, Boost Ball, Spider Ball, Grapple Beam, Scan Visor, Thermal Visor, X-Ray Visor, 15 energy tanks.


    Spartan 117:

    Armour: Mjolnir Powered Assault Armour. Resistant to some damage, low shield life, shield recharges if out of combat for a while.

    Weapons: Machine guns, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, energy weapons. All have limited ammunition or charge.

    Equipment: Torch. Oh, and that useless AI, Cortana.


    Possible scenarios:

    Samus finds Master Chief, scans him, then does one of the following:
    1) Melts his face off with the Plasma Beam.
    2) Wavebusters him into a spasming mess, also shorting out Cortana.
    3) Freezes him then shatters him with a missile.
    4) Annihilates him with a dose of Phazon or a Power Bomb.
    5) Blows him up with a Super Missile.

    Master Chief tries to take on Samus. His weapon does a puny amount of damage (even rockets only take off about 1/4 of an energy tank, and Samus is carrying 15) and one of the above occurs.

    Master Chief runs and hides. Samus finds him with the Thermal or X-Ray Visor and melts his legs and arms off as punishment for being such a coward.

    Master Chief tries to snipe Samus, but runs out of ammo before he's taken her energy down by a quarter. Samus hunts the idiot down and repurposes his body as a Phazon repository.

    Metroids appear from nowhere and drain all of Master Chief's energy. Fail.


    As we can see, Spartan 117 is dead no matter what happens. Admit it Halo fans, Samus Aran is a much better hero.

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    I use my shotgun and shoot her head off.

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    A mere shotgun couldn't pierce the Power Suit, let alone the Phazon Suit. Samus freezes your head and leaves you to be eaten by a Sheegoth.

    btw, I'm also of the opinion that a GF PED Marine would also easily defeat S117.

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    Ok then lets her her with the back to the future car.

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    Samus gets run over by the car. Extremely annoyed she launches a Super Missile at it and blows it up, killing the occupants.

    And before you say that you already went back in time, I've watched the movies and know that you can't suddenly appear then disappear again. And if you hadn't suddenly appeared, she would've just jumped out of the way.

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    I get somebody to bitchslap her.

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    Samus blocks the attack and shoots the idiot in the face, then shoots you in the face, and then shoots a couple of Space Pirates she saw on her way to Aether, and finally shoots Master Chief.


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    My bro is a Halo fan, but I think Samus could have a universe record for killing s117, with a time of 0.001 seconds.
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    Anyone else got any suggestions for character battles? Sephiroth vs. Nightmare? Kirby vs. Jigglypuff? Batman vs. Mach Rider?

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    Sam Fisher vs. Solid Snake
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    Sam Fisher vs. Solid Snake
    Chrono vs. Link

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post



    Possible scenarios:

    Samus finds Master Chief, scans him, then does one of the following:
    1) Melts his face off with the Plasma Beam.
    2) Wavebusters him into a spasming mess, also shorting out Cortana.
    3) Freezes him then shatters him with a missile.
    4) Annihilates him with a dose of Phazon or a Power Bomb.
    5) Blows him up with a Super Missile.

    Master Chief tries to take on Samus. His weapon does a puny amount of damage (even rockets only take off about 1/4 of an energy tank, and Samus is carrying 15) and one of the above occurs.

    Master Chief runs and hides. Samus finds him with the Thermal or X-Ray Visor and melts his legs and arms off as punishment for being such a coward.

    Master Chief tries to snipe Samus, but runs out of ammo before he's taken her energy down by a quarter. Samus hunts the idiot down and repurposes his body as a Phazon repository.

    Metroids appear from nowhere and drain all of Master Chief's energy. Fail.


    As we can see, Spartan 117 is dead no matter what happens. Admit it Halo fans, Samus Aran is a much better hero.

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    Ah yes, love. Simultaneously the omni-piercing bullet and the invincible-to-everything shield.

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    I release a swarm of killer bees on her.

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    ...

    *releases a hive of War Wasps at Kirbx*

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    Sucks them all up and becomes WASP KIRBY!

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    *Wasp Kirby gets squished by his nemesis, Long Distance Road Haulage Man*

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    Noo!

    Time to use samus' weakness!

    *throws cardboard boxen at her*

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    *box does -1 damage*

    *chibi Samus appears hugging a Metroid. For no reason*

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    Time to kick it up many notches.
    I hop on my dragoon then fly up striaght into the air and dive down at samus guns a blazing.

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    Bullets bounce off Samus' armour as she spins around and fires an Ice Spreader at the machine, freezing it. Guidance systems jammed, it hits the ground and explodes.

    Meanwhile, chibi Samus finds a donut! Yay!

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    As a response to Link V.S Chrono, I have a few questions...
    Pre-Realization Link? (before he realizes he's an epic hero) Does Chrono have his crappy wooden sword? A lode sword? The rainbow sword? Does Chrono have access to the Epoch? If so, is it Pre-Dalton Epoch? Soooooo many variables...

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    Let's assume they're both at their maximum power level.

    I'm just setting the scenarios. Samus is the one teaching Kirbx a new meaning of pain.

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    Also:

    Dear Kirbx,

    SKREEEE!!!

    Love,

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    This is gonna sound stupid if I'm wrong, but by the way you're talking I'm guessing you having seen the "Haloid" video, right?

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