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  1. 03-31-2010, 12:14 PM #1
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    Possibly the biggest budist propagana around. Too many people these days are speaking the truths of "What goes around comes around" and expecting you no only to listen but obey them. But so far I think many people have failed to notice Jesus himself was very anti-karma. Its very simply to show this. Just go to the teaching of Jesus where he has a story of 2 sons. The older son was the best son he always did his work and earned his keep while the younger one was lazy. So when they both became men the father gave his inheritance equally to both of them. The older son stayed at home and continued to work while the younger one when into town and sent it all and within a week he came back poor and dirty and the father came to him in open arms and had a great feast. In that story the younger son certainly did not get karma. Jesus's death for our sins was certainly anit-karma ining of itself. All these people betrayed him and sentenced him to death over money yet he still forgave them and they all went to heaven. Certainly no karma there.
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    What makes your stories any better than theirs?
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    Cuz he be Jesus and I be Catholic.
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    I prefer the Buddha to Jesus.
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    What ever did budda do for you?
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    Not tell me I was going to hell for not believing in him. Oh, and be a normal person. Anybody can be a Buddha. It just takes effort.
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    I actually verified this with some other Catolics of mine and you will not go to hell just becuase you believe in another God(s). Although it was agreed that all atheists do go to hell since they deny God.
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    "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
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    Eh most Catholics that aren't crazy realise that its not your fault if you where born in the wrong religion.
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    But does God? After all, he wrote those commandments.
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    Gods a bit reasonable
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    And sharks are friendly.
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    And its only one commandment. People steal cheat and kill all the time and as long as you have a good reason and or ask for forgiveness you alright. Again no karma there.
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    End of discussion.
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    Your just arogant to anything God and am pissed off about going to hell about it.
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    I think your God doesn't exist and that if he does he's a jerk.
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    Ok Ed imagine if you where God. There are all these people that believe in you and your like cool there going to heaven. Then theres this other group of people that just happen to have grown up with the wrong religion but besides that they are ok they go to what ever Church they go to reguraly and are over all good people. Then he looks at you and goes WTF you aren't believing in me! I gave you of all people the right enviroment! I just threw you a curve ball in your health and you go all I don't exist! Hell for you!
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    kirby is a revolutionary internet prophet
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    Dear Kirby

    I just resived a message from God (the real One) and he said stop talking about him on forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbx
    I just threw you a curve ball in your health and you go all I don't exist! Hell for you!
    That's a jerk move, Kirbx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    I actually verified this with some other Catolics of mine and you will not go to hell just becuase you believe in another God(s). Although it was agreed that all atheists do go to hell since they deny God.
    If going to heaven means hanging out with boy fucking Catholic pedophiles for all eternity and those self-righteous motherfucking door-to-door evangelists, I'd rather to go to hell. To be perfectly honest, I'd rather chill with Satan. At least he doesn't have a body count so high you could reach the moon with it.
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    I am sure you wound't be "chilling with satan" instead he would do some sort of devious punishment or have you walk around in a back abes forever. Either way I would just no go near those priests I am sure there is a lame side of heaven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KhaosMonsterEnergy View Post
    Dear Kirby

    I just resived a message from God (the real One) and he said stop talking about him on forums.

    Sincerlly Jesus
    MAN FUCK THAT YOU CAN PRAY DIZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH :nigga::nigga::nigga:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    I am sure you wound't be "chilling with satan" instead he would do some sort of devious punishment or have you walk around in a back abes forever. Either way I would just no go near those priests I am sure there is a lame side of heaven.
    Well, rotting in a void for all eternity is still preferable to rotting from proximity to all the filth that'll (presumably) be in heaven. I still prefer the idea that denizens of Hell get to hang around with Satan all the time though. Since I've rejected God all my life, that should have at least gotten me enough brownie points to score a role as the jester of Hell's royal court.
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    YOU GONNA HELL BOY
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