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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Default Gary Motherfuckin' Oak

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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    Pokeballs:________________________________________ _________________$400

    Potion:___________________________________________ ________________$200

    Antidote:_________________________________________ ________________$100

    The look on Ash's face when Gary said " the way... I fucked Misty.": Priceless

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    Defenestration is imminent pichubro's Avatar
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    Kaleidoscope Of Mathematics


    I prefer a different version~

    Now this is the story all about how
    Your life got flipped, turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute, sit, and be merry.
    I'll tell you how I became the motherfucking Gary.

    In west of Pallet town, born and raised
    On the grass plains where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all catchin' some Pokemon outside of the school
    When a couple of trainers, who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and I fucked up their shit,
    And said "Bitch, I'm Gary Motherfucking Oak, the next big hit!"

    I whistled for my Mercedes and it was shining black, the
    License plate said "Bitches" and had a few in the back
    If anything I could say that this car was pimpin'
    But I thought now forget it, I'm fuckin' these Bitches'
    I pulled up to my house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the bitches yo, ho's fuck ya later
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To settle my throne as the prince of EVERYWHERE. Mother Fucker.

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