Kittenclaw82 (11:52:17 AM): When I grow up I want to be a fabulously wealthy sheep baron named Ricochet Rosco.
ervanremoh (11:52:43 AM): First step is changing your name.
Kittenclaw82 (11:52:46 AM): You can call me Queen of Fleece for short
ervanremoh (11:53:09 AM): Then buying some sheep.
ervanremoh (11:53:09 AM): I'd rather call you Sarah.
ervanremoh (11:53:11 AM): It's easier for me to remember.
ervanremoh (11:53:19 AM): And doesn't remind me of Wales or the English.
Kittenclaw82 (11:53:23 AM): ahahaha
Kittenclaw82 (11:53:33 AM): But, isn't there a princess Sarah?
Kittenclaw82 (11:53:38 AM): or is that italy?
ervanremoh (11:53:39 AM): And to a lesser extent Scottish history.
ervanremoh (11:53:40 AM): Yes.
ervanremoh (11:54:00 AM): Sarah is a princess in 8-Bit theatre as well.
Kittenclaw82 (11:54:12 AM): It actually means princess in Hebrew
Kittenclaw82 (11:54:25 AM): So calling someone Princess Sarah is being redundant
ervanremoh (11:54:39 AM): Madness.
Kittenclaw82 (11:55:12 AM): and a slight modification changes the meaning to the quarrelsome
Kittenclaw82 (11:57:18 AM): and you should change your name to El Loco Lobo and you can be my arch nemesis trying to steal my sheep
ervanremoh (11:57:34 AM): Why would I want sheep?
Kittenclaw82 (11:57:39 AM): My side kick will be named Sherrif PEWPEW BINGBINGBING
Kittenclaw82 (11:57:43 AM): what will yours be named?
ervanremoh (11:57:59 AM): Rohan Stan the Jelly Man.
Kittenclaw82 (11:58:07 AM): ahahahaha thats awesome
ervanremoh (11:58:23 AM): I steal all my best material.
Kittenclaw82 (11:58:29 AM): So I live on a sheep ranch outside a small town
Kittenclaw82 (11:59:23 AM): and you live in the town, but you are poor and you are jealous of my fabulous wealth due to sheep, so you decide to fleece my fleece
Kittenclaw82 (11:59:27 AM): using the one ring
Kittenclaw82 (11:59:47 AM): and Gandalf is there
ervanremoh (11:59:52 AM): And a tree disguised as a tank.
Kittenclaw82 (12:00:04 PM): thats genius
ervanremoh (12:00:11 PM): I know, right?
Kittenclaw82 (12:00:13 PM): ahahaha
ervanremoh (12:00:23 PM): Everybody knows tanks pretend to be trees.
ervanremoh (12:00:32 PM): But a tree pretending to be a tank?
Kittenclaw82 (12:00:42 PM): No one will suspect a thing
Kittenclaw82 (12:00:51 PM): least of all Sherrif PEWPEW BINGBINGBING
ervanremoh (12:00:51 PM): Aye.
ervanremoh (12:01:00 PM): My apples will be safe.
Kittenclaw82 (12:01:35 PM): as you might have suspected, Sherrif PEWPEW BINGBINGBING is a chinaman
Kittenclaw82 (12:01:44 PM): he likes tea and fireworks and ramen noodles
Kittenclaw82 (12:01:56 PM): his turn offs are round eyes and coffee
ervanremoh (12:02:10 PM): So why does he like you?
Kittenclaw82 (12:02:22 PM): I give him tea and fireworks, its a working relationship only
ervanremoh (12:02:28 PM): Ah.
Kittenclaw82 (12:02:39 PM): I am fabulously wealthy and supply him with all the fire powder he wants
Kittenclaw82 (12:02:45 PM): which is quite a lot, coincidentally