The Movies

[Goku_king_anime]

So I took my little cousins and brother to see alvin and the chipmunks the squekeal in decemeber. So during adventurous theatrical event, one of my little cousins looked up at the ceiling and the astrological figures painted up there. He said "Thats Jesus" Then I said "No its an angel.". The kid goes on to say real triumphantly "Then how did Jesus fly?' I said "Who said Jesus flew" He completely ignored what i said and says "Jesus had wings!" I said "Jesus didn't. Superman flies and doesn't use a cape." Then saracasticly the kid says "He has wings because he had angels" Then I said "You little muthafucka Jesus was a super hero and he flew because of his magic hymn." So now the kid thinks the bible is a comic book created by Stan Lee

[Solly]

Superman wore a cape.

[Goku_king_anime]

Yeah look it up. It's red.

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

And Jesus wasn't magic.

[Solly]

So I took my little cousins and brother to see alvin and the chipmunks the squekeal in decemeber. So during adventurous theatrical event, one of my little cousins looked up at the ceiling and the astrological figures painted up there. He said "Thats Jesus" Then I said "No its an angel.". The kid goes on to say real triumphantly "Then how did Jesus fly?' I said "Who said Jesus flew" He completely ignored what i said and says "Jesus had wings!" I said "Jesus didn't. Superman flies and doesn't use a cape." Then saracasticly the kid says "He has wings because he had angels" Then I said "You little muthafucka Jesus was a super hero and he flew because of his magic hymn." So now the kid thinks the bible is a comic book created by Stan Lee

*cough*

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

jesus used a magical red cape to fly, actually

Where did you get your information? Wikipedia?

[Goku_king_anime]

*cough*

Not every one wants H1N1...

[Solly]

Don't worry, I'm vaccinated.

[Goku_king_anime]

Whew dodged a bullet there.

[Solly]

this girl I know got vaccinated and now she walks backwards and can only speak normally when she somehow manages to run forward

Somebody's crushing.

[Jason854]

Where did you get your information? Wikipedia?

Red Cape

Flying

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

"Man" Jesus and "Holy-Son-of-God" Jesus are two different things.

Justin- I've explained it before, I'm not gay, stop fantasizing. I don't roll that way.

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

Justin the Homosexual Troll.

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

"Oh geez, I'm Justin and I have nothing better to do than think of stupid ways to try to make fun of people. My life is SO worth living!"

That's what I got out of the majority of your posts.

[Solly]

Justin + Espeon = Flaming Queens

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

Justin = Flaming Whatever Justin Wants to Be... Midnight=EPIC HERO OF FLAMEWARS

Just thought I'd Rewrite that for ya.

[Solly]

...That's not even clever.

[Midnight the dark Espeon]

...That's not even clever.

Wasn't intended to be.