I say penis and girls go ' LAWL PENIS!'
If I was a lesser man I'd put a joke here about how you have a small penis.




Today I said "Penis" and made my friend Bacon laugh for five minutes straight. I don't see what's so funny.
Penis.
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Good thing I put an if in front of my post or that would've been quite the zinger.
I had the perfect line to cap that if you had a "what if" style post.
I was lucky to get out what I did on the amount of sleep I was posting on.
What was it?