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  1. 05-10-2010, 10:55 PM #26
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    I have morbid humor, but never do I tell jokes of abused children.
    Dead baby jokes are fine with me for some odd reason. I don't know why...
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    Because they're already dead, of course. Can't hurt something that's dead.
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    Morbid indeed.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    Because they're already dead, of course. Can't hurt something that's dead.
    so true pal
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    *chainsaws a dead werewolf in half* See?
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    okay,I shall stay out of this thread.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    You feel bad for a werewolf?
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    No,I think it was the dead baby jokes.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Ohh... I bet Deadpool knows some good ones.
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    I don't think I want to hear any,good or otherwise.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    That's a shame. He'll be really disappointed.
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    He'll get over it. I'm sure you'll enjoy them and show proper appreciation for them,anyway.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    That's true. Although he might come and kill you. He's a bit... spontaneous.
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    What... so it's either kill me or babies now?
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Well, it really depends on how much he cares... I'm sure you'll be fine And Agent X would probably try to stop him.
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    It would be just like all of you to kill me and then make dead trixie jokes afterwards. But I'm sure I'll be fine
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    I'd want to stop him, but he'd probably kill me easily ._.
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    At least you're willing to hear the jokes.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by leo33wii View Post
    I have morbid humor, but never do I tell jokes of abused children.
    Dead baby jokes are fine with me for some odd reason. I don't know why...
    Not all the jokes deal with already dead babies. IE " what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?"

    Answer: " You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline."


    I refused to laugh at that one.
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    That isn't even remotely funny.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

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    Unlike, say, Bob.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine and Deadpool #6
    Reporter: "Sir, does the H on your uniform stand for Hero, because that is what you truly are, sir?!"
    Bob, Agent of HYDRA: "Ah... Yes... ...Yes, it does stand for Hero, because that is what I truly am!"
    Or Deadpool himself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine and Deadpool #6
    Ms. Marvel: *floating above Deadpool* "You're an idiot."
    Deadpool: *lying on the ground looking up* "Maybe, but I'm an idiot with a great view."

    Mr. Immortal: "We won?"
    Deadpool: "Yup."
    Mr. Immortal: "Please don't kill me again."
    Deadpool: "Later?"
    Mr. Immortal: "Maybe later."
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    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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  23. 05-12-2010, 09:02 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine and Deadpool #6
    Deadpool: *as one of his grenades explodes* "PATOOM!"
    Deadpool is awesome.
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    I ought to find out more about this Deadpool.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Hell yes you should.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine and Deadpool #5
    Deadpool: "Bob, Weasel, get your loincloths ready!"

    Deadpool: *talking to Zabu, Ka-zar's pet sabretooth tiger* "Where's Ka-zar, boy? Did he fall in the well? Is he trapped on the railroad tracks? Did his loincloth get caught in the tractor again?"
    Zabu: "GRRR."
    Deadpool: "I agree, boy, we have said the word 'loincloth' far too many times in just a few pages."

    Deadpool: "Magneto must be planning to use Ka-zar's loincloth power to take over the world! Twisted genius! Whoops, I said it again..."
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