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    i just got the worst fucking hair cut ever. i tell the fucking guy to start with an inch off all around and he almost takes my entire fucking hair off. how the fuck is it so hard to understand. i dont even understand how someone could be told to start with about an inch off and then go do this. how the fuck does it happen. jesus christ its awful.

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    You should sue.

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    Jesus fucking Christ is right.

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    aw my mom just did the same thing

    an inch overall does not mean I have no hair on the side of my face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
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    aw my mom just did the same thing
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    XD

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    That's what you get for getting one of those $5 haircuts.
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    I cut my hair myself these days. The woman just ruined my hair the last time I had it cut. I'm never going to trust someone else with my hair ever again.
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    Yea haircutting is a risky business. there aren't any do overs. whatcha get is whatcha get. I think i've made my point.
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    I get pretty good haircuts...

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    a normal persons inch is different to a hairdressers inch.

    so always say half of what you mean then they'll get about the right amount



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    fuck man I have the same haircut as an old lady

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    at Solly's post.

    I don't get my hair cut... It's kinda just there.
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    Haircuts are just one of those things like building: get it done by inexperienced professionals.

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    My hair grows into a sizable jewfro (3 inches out from my head at maximum) in two months. So every so often I go to this barber in a small town who I ask to just give me a longer than usual haircut (this barber won't give Caeser haircuts, as in his words "Caesar was a fag"), and he cuts off about 2 and a half inches of my curls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    a normal persons inch is different to a hairdressers inch.

    so always say half of what you mean then they'll get about the right amount

    That's why I just give myself a haircut. I get it EXACTLY the way I want it with no worry about how to explain exactly what I want.
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    I couldn't give myself a haircut, I don't trust myself with something that important.
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    I'm now quite an expert at it.
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    I hope you didn't give him a good tip!

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    My hair is emo. It cuts itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I hope you didn't give him a good tip!
    of course i did, im not an asshole. he was a nice old guy, just an idiot and a shitty barber.

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    So you tipped someone for doing a bad job?

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    of course, the editor. you see i am a functioning member of society and am able to competently engage in social interaction. people who dont tip are just assholes.

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    I'm sure he didn't say straight to his face that he did a shitty job either, cuz tipping him so would only contradict not having said that
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    Well I'm sorry, but if you're going to tip someone for doing a bad job then it loses all meaning. They suck at what they do, and yet you're going to give them a little extra for supposedly being good at a job they aren't?

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