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    Tipping isn't a big thing in britain
    no one I know tips people
    unless people in britain are just all assholes



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    Quote Originally Posted by trixie View Post
    I cut my hair myself these days. The woman just ruined my hair the last time I had it cut. I'm never going to trust someone else with my hair ever again.
    That's what I said when I was about 14 or 15 and this woman with literally less than one inch of bleached white hair gave me a carrot top perm.

    I said I wanted SOME BODY and she gave me CARROT TOP curls. WTF YOU GUYS and she charged me $180 for it. The salon was called "The Gilded Birdcage" and I thought I'd have a nice gay guy cutting my hair, but instead I got captain insano dyke.

    I have been cutting my hair myself ever since

    and I've only had a few bad haircuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    I said I wanted SOME BODY and she gave me CARROT TOP curls. WTF YOU GUYS and she charged me $180 for it. The salon was called "The Gilded Birdcage" and I thought I'd have a nice gay guy cutting my hair, but instead I got captain insano dyke.
    I know what you mean
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    @TheEditor
    No, the tip was average, nothing extra. It was base payment for cutting his hair. Now cutting his hair wrong can only be treated by mean thoughts, other than that there are no politically correct ways to handle the situation.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Tips are for good work. Pay is for mere work.

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    What about waitresses, then? Do you just leave without tipping if they acted like a total bitch and screwed up your order? No, you man the fuck up and tip the 15% because that's what gentlemen do, regardless. Now for a job well done, you can feel obligated to award them a little extra. Catch my drift?
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    No. That's stupid. It devalues the gesture. Plus they add a service charge anyway, the bastards. If you give a tip regardless it loses its intended meaning and simply becomes a 15% mark up.

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    Well fuck me... I didn't know about the service charge. I stand corrected.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Well fuck me...
    Right now?

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    According to your location, you're already busy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    That can change.

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    You sure? I don't want to feel like I'm interfering or anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    I need a break anyway. Go play with Jim.

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    Our tipping culture is more reserved than yours. We don't tip people who do bad jobs.

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    get extentions you dildo

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