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    9:32am

    I administered Preston's inhalers, giving him a cheese stick and a sippy cup of juice to wash them down.

    9:34am

    I went to my bedroom to get the whites to throw in the wash. I carried the load of laundry to the utility room where I proceeded to put the whites in the washing machine.

    During this time Preston was in the master bath doing the following:

    Messing up the rug, squirting body wash, turning on the water in the bathtub, flushing the toilet, opening the linen closet and unfolding one towel.

    9:37am

    As I cleaned up that mess, Preston ran into the office and pulled the bookmark out of my book then banged furiously on my keyboard, pretending to type, knocking many things around and onto the floor.

    9:40am

    While I searched for my place in my book, Preston went to the fridge and got a cheese stick, he took the scissors from the drawer and began trying to open it.

    9:42am

    I took that from him and grabbed the laundry basket to take back to my bedroom... At which time he ran back to the master bath and turned the water on in the bathtub while trying to put the stopper in place. When he saw me coming, he ran to the toilet and flushed it, lifting the seat to watch the water go down.

    I took his hand and held it while I turned off the tub, then lead him back to the living room where he threw a fit screaming for another cheese stick. I explained that he couldn't have another, he only needed one. He said, Okay. and then calmly sat down to watch television.

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    Bwuh?

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    So everyone write ten minutes of their typical day. Any ten minute segment

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    Watched BBC News - Election 2010 Live Coverage.

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    Well, I must say, my ten minutes were much longer than yours

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    You seemed to keep your cool pretty well Keke. Good thing I wasn't in your place.

    Ten minutes, huh? If something interesting ever comes up, I'll be sure to document it.

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    Jesus, keke could start a spin-off of 24 with her 10 minute segments.

    3:00- I arrive home from school
    3:01- I let scooby out of his kennel and proceed to see what's on television
    3:02- while listening to glenn beck in the background, I search through the fridge for either a light snack or beverage
    3:03- I decide glenn beck is full of shit today, and scroll through numerous netflix series' on my xbox dashboard to watch an episode of 24
    3:10- I'm still watching 24
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    Minute One:Beat the shit out of the Great Jaggi.
    2: The Bastard runs away.
    4: Locate the Great Jaggi, beat the shit out of him again.
    5: Place trap. He runs to heal himself
    7: Follow him around the map. Beat the shit out of him again.
    8: Get him in trap.
    9: Get him to sleep using tranquilizers.
    10: Be filled with happiness because you FINALLY caught that sonuvabitch.

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    ahahaha most boring episode of 24 ever... Up to and including a SIPPY CUP OF JUICE.

    I bet you wish you had a sippy cup of juice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    I bet you wish you had a sippy cup of juice!
    I would kick a puppy for a cheesestick right now.
    As soon as I read the word "cheesestick", I was like OHHHHHHHHH

    Tonight:
    11:30 - Park in Barnes & Noble parking lot.
    11:31 - Take off hoodie, consider shirt, decide against it.
    11:33 - Finally manage to dig laptop out of backseat.
    11:36 - Reflect on how angry I am at selfish people.
    11:37 - All tabs are go. Prepare to launch interaction.
    11:38 - *type type type type*
    11:40 - Reflect some more. Commence stewing.

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    I would kill for a sippy cup of juice. And this is more than I would do for a klondike, which is saying somethin
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    Mmmm juice

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    in a sippy cup.
    Originally made by LM:


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    so i wook up, took a big piss, played some bfbc2 and went back to bed bc people are faggots

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    Was that before or after the back door violations?

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    10 minutes in the life of backs:

    3:32 a.m.: Fapfapfapfapfapfap.....

    3:34: Fapfapfapfapfap....

    3:36: Fapfapfapfapfap....

    3:38: Fapfapfapfapfap-

    3:40: *Click* *Click*

    3:42: Fapfapfapfapfap....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    3:40: *Click* *Click*
    ahahahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    10 minutes in the life of backs:

    3:32 a.m.: Fapfapfapfapfapfap.....

    3:34: Fapfapfapfapfap....

    3:36: Fapfapfapfapfap....

    3:38: Fapfapfapfapfap-

    3:40: *Click* *Click*

    3:42: Fapfapfapfapfap....
    Damn, you're giving him a lot of stamina there
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    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Damn, you're giving him a lot of stamina there
    He has lots of practice.

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    and so I give you...


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    I spend most of my time just staring at a cabinet. So 10 minutes of my life would have been spent doing that.

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    My guess woulda been cardboard
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    2:55pm
    Checked on the baby who was supposed to be taking a nap, but was instead talking to his stuffed lion.

    2:56pm
    Discovered that he had removed all of his clothing and peed on his bed and the wall

    2:57pm
    Cleaned up the pee, dressed the baby, opened the window to air the room out

    3pm
    Put the dirty linens in the washing machine

    3:02pm
    Gave the baby a cheese stick, a sippy cup of juice, and an arrowroot cookie for an afternoon snack.

    3:05pm
    Watched Preston discover that while the cookie had a hole in the middle, it did not make a great container into which to pour juice. (Who knew?)

    Cleaned up the soggy cookie juice mess and gave the baby another cookie.

    3:07pm
    Get on PD to bitch about the previous 10 minutes

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