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    I'd be bitchin too, if I had to care for a baby while trying to post on PD. Sounds DIFFICULT.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    You have no idea man.

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    Preston's staple snack seems to be a cheese stick and a sippy cup of juice.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Cheese sticks are his favorite. He has the snack once per day, every day. Sometimes twice! He'd have them more often, if I let him. But that would do bad things to his diaper. Trust me on that one.

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    I can imagine.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    I try not to imagine..
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    ... but you could.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    I could show you...

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    No thanks,Keke.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    2:52 - get home from school.
    2:54 - Xbox
    2:55 - MW2 or COD4, depending on my mood.
    2:56 - Realize I have homework
    2:57 - Realize I have a free period at the beginning of the day anyway
    2:59 - Mom calls. I have to baby-sit.
    3:01 - Nephew arrives
    3:02 - My nephew likes to break things, like me, and I can't fight back because he's six and I'm 14, So Ma will bitch when she gets home and finds out if I laid a finger on him.

    Believe me when I say some hair pulling and nut shots beats a Mom yell any day of the week.
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    no way that happened in ten minutes dude come on

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    yeah, cod 4 would take at least an hour



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    well more like 6 hours, I've never known anyone play CoD for less than that.

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    hahaha too right



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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    no way that happened in ten minutes dude come on
    Exactly what I was thinking.


    @Keke: as cute as your son may be, and as much as you may love him... he sounds like a demonic spawn. Just sayin.

    Buut then again I know how you feel, in a way. I'm number three out of seven kids. So.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    no way that happened in ten minutes dude come on
    I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebee View Post
    @Keke: as cute as your son may be, and as much as you may love him... he sounds like a demonic spawn. Just sayin.
    I say that every time she talks to me about him. It's why I can't remember his name.

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    Not too far off there in that assumption.

    I was ready to leave him at a foundling's home yesterday. (just about)

    He took off his diaper during nap time, shit in his bed, rubbed it all over the walls and up and down the rungs of his crib.

    I cried.

    In the middle of cleaning up the shitsplosion the husbeast thought it'd be a great time to yell at me that I wasn't doing what he wanted me to do fast enough to suit him.

    I cried some more.

    It was possibly one of the worst experiences of my life.

    I thought my kid must be a retard to do that. I googled it. Apparently it's pretty common among 2-3 year olds.

    I refused to make dinner. We had Arby's. It made me sick. Karma?

    Moral of the story: Don't fucking breed.

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    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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