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  1. 05-13-2010, 05:55 PM #1
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    Ok so like this is my first chapter to my awesome new Kids Story.


    The Awesome Buffalo
    By KhaosMonsterEnergy.

    Chapter 1

    Once upon a time there was this buffalo. This buffalo was so awesome and it had tons of friends. But One day an evil Buffalo stole his friends and put them in a castle. The awesome buffalo must find them. He looked and looked for his friends but he couldn’t find them. He went to see the wizard of buffalos. He knows everything.
    “O wise wizard buffalo where are My friends” Said the awesome buffalo
    “Find them you must” Said the wizard buffalo
    “Yes I know I must find them but where are they?” Said the awesome buffalo
    “Over the mountain they are” Said the wizard buffalo
    “Ok I will find them” said the awesome buffalo
    “Find them you must” Said the wizard buffalo
    *Over the mountain and through the woods the buffalo must go it must find its friends and save the day* Sing this over 20 times




    As the buffalo reached the mountain he was like Well I might just have to quit now cuz there’s no way im climbing that fucking mountain.
    “Mountain you must climb” Said the wizard
    “What the fuck are you doing here” awesome buffalo said
    “Stalk you I must” said wizard
    The awesome buffalo pulled out his gun and capped that bitch.


    Ok so tell me what you think
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  2. 05-13-2010, 06:02 PM #2
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    I could do better, but it is a good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight the dark Espeon View Post
    I could do better, but it is a good idea.
    I hope you don't mean as a kid's story
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    A wizard buffalo stalking an awesome buffalo...

    Yeah,I'd read it- makes me chuckle.
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    It definitely made me laugh. Caught me more off guard than anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eon_Team View Post
    I hope you don't mean as a kid's story
    Why not? I could turn it into a kid's book. I started writing one with a stapler named Stanley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KhaosMonsterEnergy View Post
    As the buffalo reached the mountain he was like Well I might just have to quit now cuz there’s no way im climbing that fucking mountain.
    “Mountain you must climb” Said the wizard
    “What the fuck are you doing here” awesome buffalo said
    “Stalk you I must” said wizard
    The awesome buffalo pulled out his gun and capped that bitch. [/CENTER]
    That's why. Of course, I'm not from Los Angeles, so it might be acceptable there.
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    Neither am I, but it goes without saying I would censor it more than the Chinese government.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eon_Team View Post
    That's why. Of course, I'm not from Los Angeles, so it might be acceptable there.
    Yea im not from LA either. But the second chapter will be up sometime next week
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    Chapter 2

    So after the awesome buffalo killed the stalker wizard buffalo the awesome buffalo stared at the tall mountain. He groaned and started to climb it. Along the way he saw a buffalo and he killed it because it only had one eye. After he killed it he made a car out of it and drove up the mountain in style. Once he got to the top he met the Stalker buffalo
    “What the fuck do I have to kill your ass again cuz I will” said the awesome buffalo
    “Mountain climb down you must” Said the stalker buffalo
    The awesome buffalo Ran him over with his buffalo car and drove down the other side of the mountain. At the bottom of the mountain there was a huge Cliff. The awesome buffalo was pissed.
    He tried to jump the cliff with his awesome car but it didn’t work. He fell to the bottom of the cliff in his car. The awesome buffalo got pissed and started to climb up the mountain. He reached the top just to figure out he climbed up the same side he fell down.
    “Fly you must” said the stalker buffalo
    “You again, Am I going to have to put another cap up your ass” said awesome buffalo.
    “Yes probably but first I must teach you how to fly” said the stalker buffalo
    “ok lets get on with this” said awesome buffalo.
    “So all you have to do is run and jump then say *I want to see a buffalo Fly across the universe*” said the stalker buffalo
    “Ok im going to kill you know” said the awesome buffalo before he capped that bitch again
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    "But first teach you how to fly I must"
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

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    What I dont understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by KhaosMonsterEnergy View Post

    “Mountain climb down you must” Said the stalker buffalo


    “Fly you must” said the stalker buffalo


    “You again, Am I going to have to put another cap up your ass” said awesome buffalo.
    “Yes probably but first I must teach you how to fly” said the stalker buffalo
    I just put that sentence into the usual stalker buffalo type of grammar.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

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    It needs picures.
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    You're trying to condense the awesome without the added boon of pop culture references and lovable characters.
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    Chapter 3
    So the awesome buffalo flew across *the mountain and was all like fuck where do I go now. *The stalker buffalo was there again!*
    "what the fuck are you doing here I just fucking killed you!!" said the awesome buffalo
    " here to help I am" said the stalker buffalo
    "well where the fuck do I go!" said the awesome buffalo
    " Up to the evil castle must you go" said the stalker buffalo*
    "well where the fuck is that!" said awesome buffalo
    "in the clouds it is" said stalker buffalo
    "ok fuck that I'm not flying up there I'll find new friends" said awesome buffalo*
    "the fuck you are! you find friends if you like it not!!" then the stalker buffalo transported him into the clouds*

    "Fuck you I want to go hone!" said awesome buffalo
    "friends must be found first" said stalker buffalo
    "Fine you bitch I will find my god damn friends if it makes you happy.

    Chapter 4
    So the Awesome buffalo went looking for the castle. He was still pissed at the fucking stalker buffalo that keep on following him. He finally found the castle.*
    ** "their I found the fucking castle now what the fuck do I do?" asked the awesome buffalo
    **"now go inside and stab the Evil buffalo in her vagina with this dildo" replied the stalker buffalo*
    ** "What the he'll is wrong with you I'm not going to do that" said awesome buffalo
    ** " But if you do that she will turn into the hottest awesome buffalo in the world and she will let you fuck her when ever you want and she can do any position in the world so you can have lots of fun" replied stalker buffalo
    **"Ok you have convinced me to do it!" Said awesome buffalo ***
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    This needs to be finished!
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    one day my friend ONE DAY
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