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    I fucking love facial hair.

    If a guy has facial hair (the good scratchity kind, not the I'm-trying-too-hard-to-let-you-know-that-I-have-in-fact-hit-puberty-fuzz), I am 98% more likely to find him attractive.

    If I were a dude, I would never not have facial hair.

    Facial hair is the shit, man.

    Discuss facial hair.

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    5 o'clock shadow

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    hate the shit

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    I prefer clean shaven men.
    Originally made by LM:


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    Yuck. Hate that. Icky ugly scratchy things.

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    My chin is horrendously prickly.

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    Your five hair Shaggy-from-Scooby-Doo style goatee does not count as facial hair, The Editor.

    And I cannot agree more, BB. Facial hair IS the shit.

    Rawr.




    I like it when it's rubbed on my boobies!

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    1) I have no goatee.
    2) My chin has far more than 5 hairs.
    3) I use it to sandpaper my door.

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    I have a beard right now. Do I win?

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    Depends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morty View Post
    I have a beard right now. Do I win?
    Yes, you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninetails 009 View Post
    Yuck. Hate that. Icky ugly scratchy things.

    You're not a human.


    Quote Originally Posted by Morty View Post
    I have a beard right now. Do I win?
    Yes <3

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    cool

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    I shave every 4 days or so so I alternate between smooth and scruffy on a regular basis. I've already shown my No Shave November pic, that was epic.
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    It works on some guys, not all.
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    What about girls with facial hair?

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    Hirsutes have their place in this world.




    Preferably either in a carnival side show or under my sheets.

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    Bumblebee likes the feel of a scratchy unshaven woman's face rubbing against her nether regions.
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    Who the fuck doesn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    Your five hair Shaggy-from-Scooby-Doo style goatee does not count as facial hair, The Editor.

    And I cannot agree more, BB. Facial hair IS the shit.

    Rawr.




    I like it when it's rubbed on my boobies!
    Can I rub my beard on your boobies?

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    There's a girl in this thread who just finished having her boobies bearded.

    THIS GIRL.

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    That is one lucky girl. True story.

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    Moustache rides, geeetcher moustache rides.

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    been workin on a goatee for awhile now. Been gettin nothin but patches. But once I grow this sonnuva bitch, I'll be posting pics, so brace yourself
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