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Thread: How do you enroll as a Buddhist monk?

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Default How do you enroll as a Buddhist monk?

    Anyone know? I really want to..

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    Who would want to spend their lives in a monastery while abstaining from sexual intercourse the entire time? What would you get off that?
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    I'd like to practice martial arts and release heat energy from my body so I can survive in extremely cold conditions.

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    This mofo can raise his body temperature just by THINKING about. And he didn't go to no monastery.

    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    just .. what the fuck hicky



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