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Thread: How do you enroll as a Buddhist monk?

  1. 05-23-2010, 01:58 AM #1
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    Default How do you enroll as a Buddhist monk?

    Anyone know? I really want to..
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    Who would want to spend their lives in a monastery while abstaining from sexual intercourse the entire time? What would you get off that?
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
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    I'd like to practice martial arts and release heat energy from my body so I can survive in extremely cold conditions.
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    This mofo can raise his body temperature just by THINKING about. And he didn't go to no monastery.

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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
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  5. 05-23-2010, 02:34 AM #5
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    just .. what the fuck hicky


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