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    Default Extreme Mormons

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=AXOh4g_FLIM

    Mormons from the wrong side of the track.

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    I'd pay to see that.

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    I go to school with a mormon. She's a compulsive liar, and told kids that her parents ran her over with a truck when she was three.
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I go to school with a mormon. She's a compulsive liar, and told kids that her parents ran her over with a truck when she was three.
    Why do kids at your school tell stories that are impossible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    Why do kids at your school tell stories that are impossible?
    there was one boy who claimed he was being chased around the school by students with knives

    I honestly don't know why people at my school have this compulsion to tell completely implausible stories. I've given up asking why because there is no answer. I've begun simply labelling them as "socially retarded" and given up trying to understand them in any way, shape or form. They're not humans. They're horrible creatures with no form of logic or rational thought process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    there was one boy who claimed he was being chased around the school by students with knives

    I honestly don't know why people at my school have this compulsion to tell completely implausible stories. I've given up asking why because there is no answer. I've begun simply labelling them as "socially retarded" and given up trying to understand them in any way, shape or form. They're not humans. They're horrible creatures with no form of logic or rational thought process.
    and they smell
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    dammit I was going to tell them about that when I saw the thread title. YOU RUINED IT

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    you aint wanna fuck wit dem momos dig

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    they can fuck you up, and preach the word of god at the same time
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Unless of course it was one of those tiny tonka trucks, then that is easilly done. You can run over everyone with those.

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    Mormons don't know anything. They don't even use the bible, yet people still associate them as christians quite often.

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    Seriously, take the m out or mormon and you get moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    Seriously, take the m out or mormon and you get moron.
    Shut up sasuke72uchiha, making fun of Mormons isn't edgy anymore.

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    they're not christians. they're some weird sect.

    speaking of which I've been wondering: are jehovah's witnesses christians or something else?

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    they're annoying.

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    I'm afraid of Mormon Missionaires.

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    A few years ago a save the whales member came to our door. My mother slammed the door in her face.

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    I would have answered the door dressed as a whaler.

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    you missed the fad, sorry
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I happen to laugh at alot of religions. People disbelieve I'm a Christian though. I thinks it's becuase at school I always cuss, talk pervertedly, make fun of everyone, and flip most people off.
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    I thought it was a great crack thank you very much. And I never knew mormon jokes were 'edgy'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    I thought it was a great crack thank you very much. And I never knew mormon jokes were 'edgy'.
    I don't know how you 'missed' that, and you're sadly mistaken if you think it's as clever as you seem too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Signal Flare View Post
    I happen to laugh at alot of religions. People disbelieve I'm a Christian though. I thinks it's becuase at school I always cuss, talk pervertedly, make fun of everyone, and flip most people off.
    How nonconformist of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    How nonconformist of you.
    >,>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    How nonconformist of you.
    You're better than that Squid.

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    that motorcycle in your signature looks slightly like the Fenrir from FFVII.

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