one time a raccoon was in my garage. i threw something and hit him in the face so he'd run away, instead he showed his teeth and started growling at me. so i turned off the light and shut the door
What's up with the drawn Raccoon's right paw?
i saw a dead raccoon on a road today, i had a terrible raccoon day
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Raccoons are nothing but bad news. Their razor sharp teeth and poor attitudes are not a healthy combination. Don't be fooled by their looks, they are FAR from cute and cuddly.
I saw a guy in Texas who had a raccoon as a pet. It was on a leash and everything.
I wish raccoons lived where I lived. I remember going to a relative's house when I was about four years old and we fed raccoons graham crackers and that was my favorite part of the visit.
I've also heard of a guy who kept a raccoon as a pet. 10 years in fact, and on that tenth year as they were driving down the road, by reasons unbeknownst to us all, the damn thing leaps out of the passenger seat onto his face and just starts clawing away. He lost his face to that coon, and it serves him right. RACCOONS AREN'T TO BE TRUSTED. EVER.