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Thread: Lol im jus gonna crit/parahax u, kk?

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    Default Lol im jus gonna crit/parahax u, kk?

    I throw every ounce of tactic into my game. But dumbasses who don't know how to properly EV a fucking pokemon still win solely because they get crits all the time and rely on paralysis to win their battles.

    Fucking bullshit, seriously.

    Luck does not equal skill, shitheads.
    And Jirachi is the cheapest pokemon in the whole fucking game.

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    It's alright man. Just keep killing those noobs.
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    he's not even CLOSE to being as cheap as togekiss.

    tank+ para/flinch/confuse hax+ recovery option = the 2nd most broken thing in the metagame


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    Worst of all are probably the Arceus noobs..
    God damn it.

    I guess that's the uber environment for you, noobs playing superpowered pokemon and thinking they're awesome even though they're just lucky.
    Like Kyogre one shotting Blissey with Water Spout. Pure skills dude.

    Or Freezing a pokemon 10 times in a row with Ice Beam(10% chance to freeze, what?).

    This one time, I had a Dialga using Ancientfuckingpower on Blissey.. I'm not even kidding.

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    its fucking pokemon. get over it.

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    Wait... What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    its fucking pokemon. get over it.
    EXCUSE ME? PLEASE DIE?

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    Take your superiority complex somewhere else Rayne, like the "Contact" thread

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    pokemon is literally in control of the universe, and we are all controlled by every battle. a small part of our being dies if we endure a loss, however comedic it may be.


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    seriously?
    SERIOUSLY!?

    So what? That's how the cards land. A loss is a loss. If they think they're all bad ass, so be it. They're just punk kids. They'll lose another game and wonder why.
    You shouldn't get all flustered by it... it's a Pokémon game and you'll have a new record once you pick up Pokémon White or Black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leo33wii View Post
    seriously?
    SERIOUSLY!?

    So what? That's how the cards land. A loss is a loss. If they think they're all bad ass, so be it. They're just punk kids. They'll lose another game and wonder why.
    You shouldn't get all flustered by it... it's a Pokémon game and you'll have a new record once you pick up Pokémon White or Black.
    Gtfo, nobody cares about your opinion.

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    Paxflich togekiss is a problem then get something faster and a cleric on your team. There is your solution. Togekiss is just annoying get over it it ain't broken. God you are the same exact people that will get Jirachi to uber becuase you are always fucking winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    becuase you are always fucking winning.
    Yeah, stop winning you winner.

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    whining

    dam by typos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptorg View Post
    Gtfo, nobody cares about your opinion.
    Don't get pissed off because I don't agree with you. Really man, what's the point of acting like a little bitch?
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    Rayne- Thanks for that calculation! I've been looking for that!
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    People take these games way too seriously now. I miss the days of playing before all of this EV and IV training and competitive shit - back when you could just play how you wanted with whatever you wanted. Those were the days.

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    raptor, i play ubers vs standard all the time, and i win most of them.

    and when i lose, i have fun regardless.

    stop making your pussy bleed all over this wholesome pokemon discussions forum!


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    Shaymin-S used Air Slash!
    Pokémon flinched!
    Shaymin-S used Air Slash!
    Pokémon flinched!
    Shaymin-S used Air Slash!
    Pokémon fainted!

    *throws computer out of the window*

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    *gets another computer*

    @ Smogon then: yeah shaymin-S is uber. Oh looks like I made the vote 51-49 and it is! Yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leo33wii View Post
    Don't get pissed off because I don't agree with you. Really man, what's the point of acting like a little bitch?
    Lol u mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptorg View Post
    Lol u mad.
    your pseudo chanfaggotry and "i ev train pokemon i kick ass" mentality intrigues me

    are you from smogon

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    lmao @ "stop winning you winner" *evil eyes*

    i still choose you, pikachu.


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    Yes, are you from smogon?

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