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    Default ive always wanted to be a big shot cooking guy

    not like a chef or anything, just a guy whos elite in the kitchen and can make really fancy stuff for any occasion

    i also want to have a classy selection of wine

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    That's a good goal. I just wish i knew how to cook anything, because that does wonders in charming the ladies.

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    of course im also going to be an incredible bar tender at a gay bar so that will sharpen my alcoholic prowess

    in case i never told this story, bar tending at a gay bar is in my blood, my parents met at a gay bar where they bar tended.

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    why do you still go to school?

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    i need to at least graduate or my 2028 presidential campeign will be a walk in the park for smear ads

    i'll still be able to overcome them and gain a crushing defeat but who needs the stress

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    I want you to make me a caviar dish, but with only a couple of paper clips, a pencil, and a can of soda.

    go go go!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I basically know to wash and fold my own clothes. Something I really want to master is just cooking for myself and one day, others.

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    Tim, if you cooked for me... I would love you forever.

    And ever.

    And ever.

    <333

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    I can make frozen pizzas, instant ramen (cup and package), mac and cheese, cereal, scrambled eggs, toast and grilled cheese.

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    gays and women love men who can cook

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    He's right you know. L2COOK

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    I can make frozen pizzas, instant ramen (cup and package), mac and cheese, cereal, scrambled eggs, toast and grilled cheese.
    No loving for you.


    I want a man that can make me chicken. <33

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    I deleted sasuke72uchiha's message so my response post would seamlessly work without quotes. Sry dude.

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    You have the authority, I don't care too much

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    Um?

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    You speak lies. LIES!

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    I'm pretty proficient at making tomato soup and really nothing else.

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    That's a sin.

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    I wouldn't be proficient at making tomato soup if my mother didn't yell at me for being lazy. she told me she didn't want to make tomato soup for me because it was easy enough that I could do it myself. But it's so much easier having her do it...

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    I can make scrambled eggs, omlettes, and baked goods. Breakfast cooking is awesome
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    It all looks zesty at first glance, but given your nature I wouldn't want to know what kind of eggs you use in your concotions. Regardless, cooking breakfast is moment thats highly enjoyable.

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    im good at cooking =D



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    If thats means pasta then yes, you are good.

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    yes im awesome at making pasta. ;D



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    Care to elaborate on the rest of your cooking abilities?

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