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    Strawberry Lemonaid Signal Flare's Avatar
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    Default My friend thinks I masturbate.

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Well.... Do you?

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    And that's a problem?

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post













    i agree

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    Devil brings up a good point, Signal Flair.

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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    almost solitary

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    that may be the most intelligent and deep post I have ever read. Thank you for opening my mind like that Devil
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    the world is spinnin but im not afraid Cool Latios's Avatar
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    it is MIND SHATTERING

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    I had a dream last night where one of my teachers said, "Oh, you disappeared for a few minutes. Were you masturbating? Don't worry, I did that at your age too."

    casey, it was DREW in the dream! DREW!

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    Well, the problem is I don't. I did once... and it hurt. >,>
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    Liar. Masturbating is awsome.

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    But when I fingered myself, it hurt like hell.
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    You should learn how to finger yourself first.

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    I believe it's because I'm a virgin. Stupid cherry..!
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    I can fix that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Signal Flare View Post
    I believe it's because I'm a virgin. Stupid cherry..!

    I'm a virgin, a horrible tight cherry-ridden virgin.

    And masturbating is the best thing ever
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I don't feel anything at all the few times I've tried masturbing. at least you feel something, even it is pain

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    At least you know you're not a man.

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    I get along better with males than females...

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    Most of the time I'm nervous around males.


    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    I can fix that.
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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Signal Flare View Post
    But when I fingered myself, it hurt like hell.
    Then you're doing it wrong.

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    A rare event, i have nothing to say.

    It's either something beneficial and educating, or a joke. I don't know which way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    Then you're doing it wrong.


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    That post almost deserves rep.

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