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    Default Vampires Suck

    Has anyone else seen the trailers for this?

    I absolutely hate parodies as they're retarded and just plain distasteful, but this seems like it'll be pretty good by parody standards. I somehow expect I'll be severely disappointed though.

    Anyone plan to go see it?
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    Have you seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights, or Spaceballs?

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    Neither.
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    Then you are in no position to say that parodies are retarded and distasteful.

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    Robin Hood: Men in Tights is one of my top ten favorite movies. It never gets old!

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    I want to see some good Parody action.
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    I mean, they DO look like the "Black Eyed Peas"
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    It's about time someone took a Parody Stab at The Twilight Saga.
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    parodies can be funny. they're always completely terrible movies but i usually find something to laugh at when watching them. wouldn't pay to see one that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight the dark Espeon View Post
    It's about time someone took a Parody Stab at The Twilight Saga.
    yes its about time someone had the courage and creativity to take on twilight

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    I think parodies are a legitimate form of satire that picks on legitimate of the movie their parodying and the culture surrounding them and mashes it with other things, points it out, or simply turns it into a good ol' gag.

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    I have a feeling that this is going to be mashed with all sorts of stupid things. There just needs to be a straight up movie making fun of these people. It needs a conversation like this:

    Edward: See as a vampire I sparkle so I can't go out in the sun.
    The Chick: so your shiny
    Edward: shiny
    The Chick: shiny
    Edward: yes shiny
    The Chick: shine eeeeeeeee....
    Edward: yeah
    The Chick: er why?
    Edward: Cuz thats how all vampires are right?
    The Chick: noo.....
    Edward: They aren't! *starts to cry* truth be told thats what I though. So I put glitter glue on me to be more of a manly vampire.
    The Chick: *backs away slowly*

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    XD

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    Ah fuck it type this in your adress bar bitches

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    There hasn't been a good spoof movie in years. Why would this be any different? This just looks like a lazy rehash of things people have already done on Youtube, just with more money.

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    twight books

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    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    People have actually said some of this to me.

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    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Once bella finds out Edward, since no blood flows in his body, can never sustain an erection, she's so going to flip out.
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    I'm sure he has some magical substitute for that. Or a plastic rod.

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