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    All he has to do is use his magic powers to make bella have a penis. Then he can have sex with her (how he likes it too).

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    I forgot vampires were also wizards.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    Depends on the vampire, really.

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    A vampire today is one that shines in the sunlight, and has feelings for humans, while vampires long ago were terrifying, merciless blood craving lunatics. I miss those vampires.
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    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    The Darren Shan vampires weren't bad.

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    Hmm.. come to think of it, Van Helsing represented true vampires quite well too.
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    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    It funny if you look at the orginal folk vampires they are actually more like zombies then vampires in the modern sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    yes its about time someone had the courage and creativity to take on twilight
    legit lol achieved from this.

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    I thought ahahhahahha's were the way you expressed a legit laugh.. now I have to re-evaluate my whole sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Once bella finds out Edward, since no blood flows in his body, can never sustain an erection, she's so going to flip out.
    Lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    It funny if you look at the orginal folk vampires they are actually more like zombies then vampires in the modern sense.
    someone needs to read dracula before opening his fucking mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Hmm.. come to think of it, Van Helsing represented true vampires quite well too.
    The Lost Boys do as well... That movie scared the hell out of me when I was about 10 years old.

    I still dbl check my rice sometimes to make sure its not secretly maggots >.<


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    I've heard maggots are eaten stir-fried or something in some countries.

    (I'd never eat them tho)
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    A friend and I were regretting reading the first book,and some other girl just jumped into our conversation getting real defensive and saying we didn't understand ANYTHING,and it's so ROMANTIC... well,basically what I posted before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    The Lost Boys do as well... That movie scared the hell out of me when I was about 10 years old.

    I still dbl check my rice sometimes to make sure its not secretly maggots >.<

    Same here! The times I don't check is when I eat sushi, but while I'm eating my sushi I think... there could be maggots in the meat!
    Then I make a sad face.





    These are the only style of vampires I consider true. Any other are either based on these two types or just garbage. Plus Kiefer Sutherland is hot, the "Buffy" vampire. Which is an OK vampire when done right.
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    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by leo33wii View Post
    Same here! The times I don't check is when I eat sushi, but while I'm eating my sushi I think... there could be maggots in the meat!
    Then I make a sad face.





    These are the only style of vampires I consider true. Any other are either based on these two types or just garbage. Plus Kiefer Sutherland is hot, the "Buffy" vampire. Which is an OK vampire when done right.
    agreed

    true blood vamps are good, so are anita blake vampire hunter book series and anne rice book series (not movies)

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    Someone needs to make a realistic modern vampire movie... It would be great! Just you wait and see.
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    Wasn't daybreakers an attempt to capture a modern day vampire? It wasn't half bad, but it took the fun out of there being only a select few vampires in the world. instead they went and globalized the vampire race.
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    true blood

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    So let me get this straight...

    They say in the trailer "from the people who couldn't take any more vampire movies"... So they're responding to excessive vampire movies by making a vampire movie? Granted, a satirical vampire movie, but a vampire movie nonetheless...
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    So it would seem, PK, so it would seem

    >.<

    "There are too many vampire movies, the solution is obvious. WE must make a vampire movie!"

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    I think it's one big plan to sabotage the genre. Make a vampire movie that points out all the holes and is so bad it's awful, so no one will watch them ever again.

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