plz i need help!!

[Firestarly1]

HOW DO U DO THIS IM SOOOO CONFUSED!! HOW DO U BATTLE? WHERE DO U GET POKEMONS? AND HOW DO U START THIS?!!!!!!

i hope u answer them. because i really need help. thx

[Pants]

you go to your local pet store, and you burn it down. if anything survives, it has the "flash fire" ability, and its an asset on your pokerman team. to catch it, use tranquilizers.

PS: you can also use this method to find pokeman with the ability "sturdy" by blowing up pet stores and quarries

[Atomika]

That's alot of emoticons...

[Kirby]

I can't tell if this is a joke or a real n00b