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    Default How good are you/do you assume you would be in the bed

    I would be absolutely sensational at oral. I know where to go and I have the right kind of toung for flicking and such, and I'm just that kinda a guy.

    Intercourse, I would be great, but wouldn't last too long. I wouldnt be insanely quick, but on the lower end of the time spectrum. I know what I'm doing though so would make the time count.

    All in all at least an 8.9/10 all around. probably higher as im naturally modest.

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    hey i already have trouble finding a comfortable position to sleep imagine with someone else in the bed ><;

    1/10

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    I have no way of comparison, so I have no idea.

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    You would be a mess, Solly.

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    8 based off of my experience.

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    Being that I don't masturbate and therefore don't know my own body, or anyone else's for that matter, I'd say I'd suck. 1/10

    we suck CL

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    Natural instincts tell you what to do, even if it's your first time. Yall won't suck as bad as you think.

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    I'm still laughing over KS's story about the girl who gave him a horrible handjob in which it literally felt like she was trying to rip his penis off

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    The common misconception is that sexing a male outside of intercourse is easy. Too many girls mess up and use teeth during blowjobs, and a handjob isn't deathgrip and tug.

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    Well, considering how sensitive the male sex organs are, I really do have to question who would use teeth during a blowjob. I'd think it'd be common sense, but I guess not.

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    It's more of a mistake than anything. Most females for some reason don't hold the mouth open big enough for a long time. They get lazy i guess. Relax the jawww.

    Unless you're just a girthy mother fucker, then blame yourself.

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    I've never gotten a blowjob.

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    Sometimes teeth aren't bad at all. If applied correctly and moderately gently, it can be a whole other ball park.

    I'm fairly decent.
    And by that I mean-
    I cry if she only has one or two, no matter what we're doing.

    I'd rate myself fairly high. But won't give a specific number; different chicks like similar, yet still highly different, things. It's all on what you like.

    But.
    I'm good at finding that out =P


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    I'm far to submissive to be a tigress in the bedroom. Although I'm sure my timid nature would be a major turn on for some. I'm pretty well in tune with my body though, I guess I'm okay
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    hello ks

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    i'd be amazing at handjobs and blowjobs and such. not so sure about the actual sexing though.

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    ladies dont have to worry about that

    just be there and show some sort of liveliness

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    I guess that's acceptable
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    A guy will never have trouble getting off in intercourse. Never.

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    I envy you.
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    what about people who can't get an erection

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    If you can't get it up then blame the woman. It's her job.

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    or the people who have premature ejaculation problems due to STRESS

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    Premature ejaculation does not exist. When it's time to go then it's time.

    A woman should take pride if that happens. She was obviously good.

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    I guess we need to practice Walrus!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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