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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    what does premature ejaculation even mean, ejaculating before climax or just lasting shortly

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    By english language meaning, it means ejaculating before it's a designated time to.

    Mostly used to describe men who last short.

    Again, something like an orgasm which is dependant on many things, has no set time. It's just pissed off feminist rhetoric. They finally fuck a man just to shut him up, then whine because she can't have an orgasm.

    Sex is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    Sex is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated.
    This is t-shirt material. You better copyright that quote!

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    I would not want to make a shirt that one of my friends would buy. Those things are lame.

    Besides i'm fairly certain i'm not the first to say it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I'm far to submissive to be a tigress in the bedroom. Although I'm sure my timid nature would be a major turn on for some. I'm pretty well in tune with my body though, I guess I'm okay
    Mex we could do it and rate each other.

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    Oh but I'm oh so shy *giggle*
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    I would not want to make a shirt that one of my friends would buy. Those things are lame.
    Everyone wears them. The first time you see them they're funny, but after that they're just dumb.

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    i assume i could get any girl on here in bed if we met in person within the hour

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    assuming makes an ass out of you and me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    Oh but I'm oh so shy *giggle*
    Oh it's fine. *manly giggle*

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    bout 6

    or less

    I know I suck, though there's a sexual strategy for everyone

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    You know you suck and you have a sexual strategy? Do the 2 interconnect? I would be the first to say yes.

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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    What is your strategy to conquer the female form hicky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    assuming makes an ass out of you and me
    you want him so bad it's not even funny
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    hardy har har, such an original line

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    you dont need to be original when stating fact
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    i'd be amazing at handjobs and blowjobs and such.
    I came.

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    not from kayla no!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    stfu lol.

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    That is a direct quote by the way.

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    Oh, the convos I've seen here *giggles* Umm... I don't like picking out number, but I'd say (based on what I've been told) that I know what I'm doing.
    And for Mex, though you think you're submissive right now, that'll change eventually. Sooner or later you'll know what you like the most/best and you'll slowly find your 'Tigress"

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    Who are you?

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    Me? I've been here awhile...just haven't really made myself known all that well...

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    I guess. Hi.

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    Everyone wears them. The first time you see them they're funny, but after that they're just dumb.
    I remember a time when I was little, we were at the shops, and I saw a busty girl with a loose t-shirt standing across from us in the aisle we were in. The quote on her shirt read 'Im too sexy for my shirt', so I then said out loud 'Why doesn't she take her shirt off, mum?' to which everyone turned to look in our direction, including the girl. I think my mother was pretty embarassed, because I got a hiding later on.
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