Cannibal troll

[Kirby]

maybe maybe

BUT DO YOU HAVE BUTT POCKETS!

I think not

[Pants]

no, but i do have a nice pair of daisy dukes that i'll be escorting around a hotel room

[ShadowRaven]

Why around a hotel room and not into one?

From:
ShadowRaven

[Pants]

because dumpster fucking is my thing

[Kirby]

lol the video

[Solly]

I'm pretty sure Kirbx is a cannibal troll.

[Kirby]

possibly but then again I might just be stupid

[Solly]

Khaos is definitely a cannibal troll but that's why we love him so.

[Kirby]

Khoas is actually a surprisingly average troll. Its odd how long he stayed here.

[Solly]

Khaos left?

[Kirby]

no why would you say that?

[Bluebabe kitten]

i'm 100% machine washable!

*Sigh...*

[Pants]

fuck it, lets just take internets on face value and laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.

over-complicating things just makes stupid controversy that creates nothing but inside jokes that halt creative ideas.

[Bluebabe kitten]

I wasn't being serious, just to let you know. I meant it as a way to say "Pants is silly.'' Must've known that by now.

[ShadowRaven]

khaos is rad! Don't talk about him like that! He's just a misunderstood soul drifting along the great highway of teh interwebz for a kindred spirit. A KINDRED SPIRIT

From:
BestestFriend

[Pants]

khaos is rad!... teh interwebz...

From:
thequeenoffrance

you have just lost any shred of dignity that any given human being must have to call themselves a living creature. without said dignity, human beings become an empty shell of wasted existence, and they proceed to rid themselves of their soul.

[ShadowRaven]

you have just lost any shred of dignity that any given human being must have to call themselves a living creature. without said dignity, human beings become an empty shell of wasted existence, and they proceed to rid themselves of their soul.

It matters not. Life itself is only a vision; a dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you are only a thought.

From:
ShadowRaven

[Solly]

you have just lost any shred of dignity that any given human being must have to call themselves a living creature. without said dignity, human beings become an empty shell of wasted existence, and they proceed to rid themselves of their soul.

PANTS, AND THE BEAST DWELLING WITHIN HAS DESTROYED ANY DIGNITY YOU HAD

[Pants]

did you know between god solly and hick the first two post actively and the latter has at some point in time? yeah, it's wicked cool to be honest. a lot cooler than pants at least. oh yeah and kelsh yojimbo and eve are also registered. just a testament to how wicked cool cosmo is, i guess.

if credibility and comedic talent were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive a moped around the edge of a dime.

[Kirby]

Justin your a douche. Nothing more or less. Now stop posting your cosmo spam already so we can discuss things in some of the last threads in PD without being douched by someone like you.

[Pants]

i could have just ended it at ironic but im not sure if you would have gotten it without me reiterating what it means. i guess im just a nice guy and didnt want to confuse you.

its funny how horribly horrendous everything you ever do turns out.

but everything about you other than that fact is completely pathetic and sickening.

fuck off, as in close your browser, and then submerge yourself and your computer into a bathtub that has been completely filled with acid.

[Solly]

something about you being in her "harem"?

Pants knows Ascaris?

[ShadowRaven]

hyperbolic homo chamber was kinda funny

From:
ShadowRaven

[Pants]

pants youre a lost man. it was just yesterday you were quoting a post of mine saying i had made your day and while i insult you nearly every time i log on it can only be called justified when i log on after days of absence and find you in the POKEMON SECTION of all places putting me on blast. i understand you probably live an awful life, seeing as you look like an irl troll which is kind of funny seeing the way you throw the word around online as if you have the slightest idea of what a troll is, but thats no reason to slander my name. its honestly a great name and i hate to see it used the way you use it. so that covers your first meager sentence thrown together out of PURE RAGE.

everything about me is mostly amazing. i have like the coolest group of friends you could ever have. well actually i sort of have two, one is my wicked cool group which i do drugs and drink alcohol with and the other are my TRUE BROS and we have mad good times. also id probably rate myself a 7/10 which doesnt sound AMAZING but if i had to give you a rating itd look something like pamela anderson with a yeast infection/10. and then theres me online being a pretty successful forum poster if i may say so myself. i aint no forum superstar but i do good for myself and stand out from the fodder that you uncannily resemble. being a tolerated member of www.cosmoforums.com pretty much seals the fact that im an OKAY person, and way better than yourself in any aspect you could conjure except maybe in the field of posting animated gore porn. but you can have that. i wont even give you a fight.

i mean look at yourself bro. youre a joke to be reckoned with lmao. besides posting every unfunny meme in the history of forever you try to cyber with a 55 year old ginger married woman. who the fuck does that? what was that last thing i read. something about you being in her "harem"? lmaooooo. whats that a japanese strip club because idk. i dont want to know either so please dont feel like you have to tell me.

and no i wont go dip myself in a tub of acid thats mad silly!!

your trying too hard bro.

[Atomika]

Since when did being on two inactive forums confirm that your OK? Since when did joining Cosmo make you ok?! I'm on cosmos and its not much to look at like Justin's posts. Seriously man, quality over quantity lol